Christopher Robin

A life without football? #NO. Football is everything. Football is my life.

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

The green mile is a great movie I don't care what anyone says

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@Adam_Johnston12 yea I know :D

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Yes dad

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That awkward moment when someone says "you won't know them" and then you do #yanope

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

@Adam_Johnston12 I don't think I know how

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@Adam_Johnston12 you fuck never go on my phone again

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Swaggy swag

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What if April fools day is really on April 2nd, and we're all being April fooled?

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

Mmm>>>>>jk

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

"I wasn't that drunk!" ... "Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and yelled "GROW MARIO GROW!! "

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

What is happening;)

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Its not a break if I have homework to do. #gay #pissoff

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"@thinksarcasm: If I share my food with you, it means I care" that means gum too

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

Omg soo many icicles...

[AYYSIAN @AYYSIAN]

Boy: "Why do you straighten your hair?" Girl: "Because it makes it longer." Doctor: "Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis."

[Christopher Robin @CoolKatChris26]

Going to the bathroom I'm the middle of the night: can't see shit when you come out: trip on everything on your way back to bed #mylife