✞Am I Hipster Now✞

i one strap it, dont try, and cant die #BecauseImACoolKid

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I honestly don't know if I'm bored or hungry anymore.

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IM NOT GOING TO GET JEALOUS.
.......
The fuck, who dis bitch be?

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THUGLIFE4DAYZ
#thebunnyomg
#coolkidproblems

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I don't care if someone is righting horrible things about me, stop spamming my DMs.

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Every mother needs this.

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the real definition of #YOLO

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omg

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RT if this was your childhood

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Everyone, my kids!

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etc= End of Thinking Capacity

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The sad moment when you realize that you will never be able to live to the year 6969.

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Why does sex have to result in babies, why can't it result in pizza.

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Plot Twist: while beliebers and directioners are fighting beyonce comes back and wins it

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*3 days before school starts*
Me: maybe I should start my summer reading
#coolkidproblems

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Too much makeup - fake bitch
Too little makeup- ugly bitch
#coolkidproblems

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Trying to take a picture of the sky ... That shit isn't photogenic

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This isn't Degrassi people, we don't have 10 minutes to get to class #moveitalong

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my mom thinks I spend a lot of time on Facebook ... LOL
#coolkidproblems

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I can never go on twitter if I miss my favorite show. #spoilerseverywhere

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Yes, please tweet the whole fucking episode.