Cool King Chris

Songwriter, Occasionally Sing parody and original songs on the Bob and Sheri morning radio show, Original Rock/Pop Songwriter. see ITunes-Cdbaby!

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@abell @theobserver Apparently Duke Energy doesn’t watch your weather forecast…I heard about this cold a week ago!…or longer.

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

Severance on Apple TV is my new fave. “Be content in my words and dally not in the scholastic pursuits of lesser men”. #Severance #severance

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon Man…that’s gotta get old I bet. How about a quote from #Severance ? “Be content in my words and dally not in the scholastic pursuits of lesser men”. 😆

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

Did I just hear they submitted a penis to Rudy Giuliani and Trump families?…Oh, subpoenas. #SubpoenaThemAll #Subpenis #RudyGiuliani #misheardnews

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

I just saw someone complain about people complaining on social media.😆 I’m not sure they understood all of my laughy faces😆😆😆 #ironic #complainers #unaware

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

Why do I keep seeing commercials asking for money to help veterans? With a defense budget so mammoth are you telling me our government can’t help the people they sent to fight for them? It should NOT be left to charity, period. #getinthegame #seepastthelie

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

Hopefully the man who got the pig heart will have a sense of humor and start snorting when he laughs. I know would. #pighearttransplant #speedyrecover #isbaconcannibalism #KevinBacon

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon ….but a very cool one. It’s better than looking like Marty Feldman!

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon I remember being freaked out about Y2K. ….come to think about it, I’ve been getting freaked out for a long time. I need to stop that! I cannot control what is beyond my control. #LetItBe #GetBack #DavidLynchFoundation

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

UFO I made that projects light on ceiling, posted to my Etsy sight BEFORE I saw report of “donut shaped ufo” in Switzerland….did I do that?

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@WBTV_News Yes

[Jose Arroyo @josearroyowrite]

My last tweet got 70 million likes but I took it down because I didn’t want you—my dear friend—to feel envy

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

I like presidents who are too busy governing to tweet.

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon I doth believe they cry reasons too much!

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon Haaaa!!

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@seanonolennon Eisenhower warned us in his last speech where he coined the phrase #MilitaryIndustrialComplex..... as long as war turns a profit, they will find reasons for or create war.

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

Man...Qanon really sucked the joy out of conspiracy theories...probably because they don’t know what the word “theory” means. #QAnonCult #QAnons #Qanonsense

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

You know what else is really nice? President Biden hasn’t said squat about the impeachment. He’s not watching it on TV, he’s not tweeting about it, he’s not weighing in on it at all.

He’s just doing this job.

[Cool King Chris @CoolKingChris]

@Tsoukalos I wish I could surround myself with Ancient Astronaut Theorists just for the positive validations....should I have another beer? “Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes!”