Andrea

Gross person with a weirdo brain. I guess I used to be punk rock. Very old and very tired. HUGE boobs. Please like me.

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

I hope everyone is having a lovely Feast of the Ass day

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

https://t.co/6fcje5PZJi

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

Who is the most famous person you've ever 69'd

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

I'll never not be surprised at how far back the vagina is.

[Harris Wittels @twittels]

Lookin for a girl who hates to laugh.

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin Sweet
Tasting
Dong

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

Me if I were a dude flirting:

"Yeah I have an STD...a

Simply
Terrific
Dick"

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓽

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@theshaunwalker Fuck yeah

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

I love fuck

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

Its officially psych ward sock season

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin You know me too well

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

If Twitter dies we meet up at the next punk show at post 120 American Legion

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin I'm behind the building doing drugs

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin That's a lie and you know it. I'll fight you whenever, wherever. (I googled Shakira songs for this I hate you)

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

Babysitter? Nobody better be sittting on my baby.

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin Sorry we can't all have our Shakira fan accounts go viral p.s. I fuckin love liza

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin 1. Rude. 2. And thats enough Twitter for a couple more years

[Andrea @CoolMomJeans]

@Simonjenkin Boooo 👎