Chris Hartley

Let me be the arms that hold you tight, when life gets hard, or when you're lost in the dark. Let me be your light, @MaskPsychoJosh.

{21+ Writer}

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

ℭ𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔢 ℑ'𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔶𝔬𝔲.
𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔣 𝔴𝔢'𝔯𝔢 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫, 𝔴𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥.

𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔣 𝔴𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫, ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔞𝔩𝔨 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

Good.

Why would I even give you one??

[Josh Washington @MaskPsychoJosh]

Cochise, I'm going to cry.

:(

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

You're right, I do.

[Josh Washington @MaskPsychoJosh]

Didn't get a kiss on 6/7 cause Chris /hates/ me.

:(

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Except you have so-"

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

....

"No- I would never-"

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"You wanted to call it gay, didn't you?"

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

Clearing his throat.

"Nice hair, man-"

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

His hair is pink.

No, they /don't/ need to talk about it.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

// Chris sometimes being there with Josh at Pony Express.

Except the entire time he's tryjng to get Josh to go back to where they're /suppose/ to be.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

{To: ✨Pornstars✨}

- You good, bro?

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

Snow, derogatory.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"I don't."

[Josh Washington @MaskPsychoJosh]

"Why do you hate me-"

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Wrong.

You said you were going to climb into the fridge, I just said have fun freezing."

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Mhm?"

[Josh Washington @MaskPsychoJosh]

"Cochise."

:(

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"I have to mke sure Josh eats or else he'll die.

And I'm /not/ mentally strong enough to deal with that for a third time."

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Have fun freezing then, bozo."

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

...

"Not important."

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

"So.../why/ exactly do they want to hit you?"

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

I'd rather you didn't.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Oh.....great. Can't wait."

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

"Jess and Josh. Or well..../they/ want to hit you. J just saw you first."

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Who /told/ you to hit me with a pillow?!"

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

"Just doin' what I was told.

You know what you did, or sumethin'."

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Wha-" he gets cut off as he's hit with the pillow, hands moving to keep his glasses on.

"/Dude/?! The /fuck/?!"

[Mike Munroe @SurvivorManMike]

"Not quite. Think fast, nerd."

Smacking Chris on the back of the head with a pillow.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

// tell that to Chris' hand

[Josh Washington @MaskPsychoJosh]

// I joke.

Josh isn't allowed to bite people anymore.

[Chris Hartley @CoolNerdChris]

"Glad I missed the chaos."