Pierre

Stand Up Comedian 🎤 • Real Estate Agent 🏠 • All Around Cool Cat

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

When it comes to support and expecting friends to show up to things like comedy shows, I choose to not mix the two if that makes sense… No expectations is the best approach to keep things simple for me! Everyone just show up to the friendship the best you can.

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need 20% down payment as a first time homebuyer, 3.5% down payment will get the job done. #PurchaseWithP

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Twitter ain’t what it use to be but I’m not mad at X either 😂😂😂

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

ANTHONY MF EDWARDS POSTER

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

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[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Penthouse in Chicago.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Perfect home.

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Remember the Ever Clear challenge? 😂 I think this was back when we was all on Twitter and if your drank like a cup of the 100 proof vodka you got won some money. Boy those were the good ol days. But I can’t remember who started it

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

I tried to switch to Underdog from Prize Pick and I still got my ass to’ up! The Vikings won but really fucked me over on my picks 😩😂 #Pause

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Me: Hey how are you? My wife and I was wondering if you wanted to go to Cancun with us?

Her: boy what?

Me: * unsend message*
😬😬😬😂😂😂

[Mike Sperrazza @MikeASperrazza]

Who did this lolololololol

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Gotta do the birthday comedy show 🔥

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

@RoostheRealtor Mannnnn these HS kids wild AF! I had one go off on a teacher today 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

I said if I can win $700 per month I’ll be happy cause greed can easily kick in but I’m definitely trying to figure out how to win $40Ms off of $45 😂

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Boyyyyy I on this @PrizePicks app bad! Just click on shit, now im yelling at my phone cause Zion ass couldn’t get 6 damn Rebounds 😩 like bruh I just need you to get more got damn rebound 😂

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

He said God won’t put more on you than you can bear, so if it’s there you can handle it. 🙌🏾🔥💪🏾 Rev snapped with that one

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

My phone was finna be thrown and broken if dude screwed up that punt return, like I literally gasped for air a lil bit 😩😂 #Philly vs #Bucs

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

“all standbys have been cleared” is the best thing a person flying non-rev could ever hear 😩

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Up next #uglySweater comedy show! #TuesdayNightLaughs

[Pierre @CoolPComedy]

Tomorrow at @campbartc

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