*f^ck it we puck* Pieces of Reece 🍉🦈

23 | he/him | UK based | queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 minors DNI I’m so serious.

[*f^ck it we puck* Pieces of Reece 🍉🦈 @CoolRanchReece]

https://t.co/uwzQwPUMM8

[*f^ck it we puck* Pieces of Reece 🍉🦈 @CoolRanchReece]

The one where Ilya and Cliff Marleau get drunk and hook up the one and only time, and Ilya tops from the bottom.
(it’s finished I promise I’ll post it a bit later I need sleep)

[mio the witch @flyerswitch]

parody of 101 dalmatians but it’s called 101 gritties and it stars sidney crosby driving around in a fancy car and in a huge orange furcoat while an army of baby grittys hunt him down

[Jhonny Walker @JhonnyW72243348]

Wildfires in artic circle. And people were saying human induced climate change is a hoax.

[*f^ck it we puck* Pieces of Reece 🍉🦈 @CoolRanchReece]

@blckbrdquitter I think I just saw it…. My GOD is it awful

[Yvonne @yvonneawawa]

???

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

France and England pointless third place match for no reason:

[Andrey X @the_andrey_x]

You killed 567 Palestinian football players in the past three years

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JackDunc1]

First country to insist on singing their own anthem in a match that doesn't involve them at any world cup. The US is a deeply insecure place.

[Damien @fatdemidov]

dude i would be so pissed if i was on a team with my best friend and two other people were getting gay edits made of them and we weren’t

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

My 13-year-old niece stopped going to basketball practice because one of the coaches kept offering to drive her home alone. Her mother thought she was being dramatic.

“He’s been coaching kids for years,” she said. “Why would he suddenly be a problem?”

My niece refused to explain. Then one Saturday, I picked her up from practice myself. The coach walked over to my car.

“You’re not her mom.”

“I’m her aunt.”

He smiled. “I usually take her home when her mom is busy.”

I looked at my niece. She immediately said, “No, you don’t.”

[from death to death transfigured @BODY_W0_WHORGAN]

Sincerely one of the most gauche and disgusting things I've seen in a minute

[danny @d4nnytye]

when i sent a guy a feet pic once and he replied ‘you’ve sprained your ankle before and you didn’t let it heal properly’

[*f^ck it we puck* Pieces of Reece 🍉🦈 @CoolRanchReece]

@macklinism Whoever did his spray tan needs to talk him out of whatever bullshit he asked for

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

When you schedule your tweet for the wrong day:

[TheeLionessZw🦁🇿🇼 @Patie_Mahamba]

Spotify just deleted 75 million AI songs off its platform. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I don’t care how “efficient” the private sector is.

Some services should never be run as businesses.

Health care. Water. Electricity. Gas. Prisons.

If a company makes more money when people get sicker, stay locked up longer, or have no choice but to pay, that’s a system built on conflicting interests.

[alexmdc @alexmdc]

JIMOTHY 🦝🖤

[jj @lesbianadler]

I hate when people look at the dog rulebook and then look back down at the cat and say yeah every box is checked

[da mac @acuzbabykaycee]

fuc this mean