Cooked&Served

Professional Hater || I be talking shit || I do not care

[🗝️ @curseshrine]

women that you aren’t even dating will have you sick to your stomach for weeks on end

[kaity @kaitybella]

oh no I had some really dumb opinions when I was 15 and it was bc I was 15

[TraphouseJodeci @Ye_Ali]

If u eat gas station food there’s no need to fear the produce virus. U already immune

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

The Lord’s year of twenty twenty six and we got people saying “nibbas”

[strawberry banana 🍌🍓 @AveryMarlo27616]

@Drelsio

[solé @layxsnv]

my AC been on for 16 day’s straight, I hope my electricity bill take klarna

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

i hope yall ready to see Messi speak his WC final speech in perfect hebrew

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

Y’all need to stop getting just anybody pregnant

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man says he was voluntarily paying his child’s mother $300 a week, but after asking for just two months to get back on his feet financially, she filed for child support and the court ultimately ordered him to pay only $13 a month.

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

You right tbf, but you not gon use this as a way to duck this heat

[ilykimchi @kimchiforprez]

Even tho what I did was terrible and I’m a whore and all that yall are still disgusting weirdos for hacking me and spreading unconsensual nudes and pictures that were never supposed to be public. Two things can b true.

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

@maxburn3r_ Niggas lining up to get cheated on

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

It’s like Arby’s goes out of its way to create fast food combinations that would only have been thought up by Benjamin Netanyahu

[Arby's @Arbys]

Things are being mac ‘n cheesed that have never been mac ‘n cheesed before (like this new Angus Cheesesteak)

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

@luvusumibb What snacks we talking about

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

You the stupidest bitch in the whole wide world omg

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

Made my main ngga send me $1000 so I could send it to my side ngga 🤣 I’m so playa!!! These nggas be thinking they playa I’m the REAL P baby 🤭😘

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

@itsKARY_ Like what the fuck else PTO meant to be for

[Long Money Lito @YoungLito]

If ya girl work for MTA n got BoxBraids she was just kissing her Coworker by Brookdale Hospital

[kravon @ImKravon]

i used to be a “😭” ass nigga but as i got older i turned into “😂” ass nigga

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

Mind you, Shia wasn’t the same either 😂😂😂

[Day. @__Noirnecessity]

Transformers wasn’t the same after they let Shia Labeouf go

[RP✰. @rpslattt]

my momma ain't never lock the kitchen up on us wtf was yall childhood 😭😭

[mussie @mussi3x]

I have seen the script, Spain wins and Argentina wins

Spain beats Argentina in the final so they can do the Messi passes the torch to Yamal gimmick

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

The nigga raped a girl before killing her and you’re happy they got life??? Instead of death penalty???

[Cooked&Served @CoolServUp]

@BattleRapBum “Are you a squirter?” Nigga asked if like it was a philosophical question