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Impress your friends. Get the guy or girl. Win the contest. Thank us later.

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The oldest player in MLB history to hit a HR is Julio Franco. 2007 at 48 years old against some photographer named Randy Johnson.

Bro saw AARP forms in the mail in the A.M. and said, nah, I'm still nuking.

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@RobertaGLB @SinBinVegas O.J. Simpson was acquitted too, but id bet you wouldnt want your daughter marrying him.

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@VitalVegas @vegasstarfish New York is expensive as hell also and people continually rush to visit that City. Things can be expensive and people can want to visit, while still complaining about prices. each of them on their own are not mutually exclusive

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@jc54322 @VitalVegas Underappreciated comment

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@3knees1 @NettieDade @JoJoFromJerz @grok I love how you tried to have a "Gotcha" moment and Grok basically just said you were wrong. 🤣🤣

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@BernabeMVC @DD_Geopolitics @AtelierPRFilm You can disagree with someone politically, but respect them as a person. . . It takes a ton of strength to admit you were wrong

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@CrushWokeAgenda @C_3C_3 The year 2000 is on line 1. I think they said their name was "hanging chad"

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TDIH – May 5, 1925:

Everett Scott’s 1,307-game streak ended.

He held the Ironman record.
For about 60 days.

Then Lou Gehrig showed up and said:
“That all you got?.”

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TDIH – May 1st:

1920 – Babe Ruth hits his first HR as a Yankee.
1951 – Mickey Mantle hits the first HR of his career.

May 1: the unofficial launch date of Yankee legends.

The number of Yankee greats is eclipsed only by the sheer number of Nick Cannon offspring.

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TDIH — April 30, 1939

Lou Gehrig played his 2,130th consecutive and final.

No load management. No farewell tour.

He had ALS and still hit cleanup.

Today, guys sit out with “tightness.”

Gehrig took himself out when his body simply wouldn’t move anymore.

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The Yankees just opened a game with 3 straight home runs…
again.

They are the first team in MLB history to do it twice in the same season.

At this point, the opposing team should just start getting the bullpen warmed up during the anthem.

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Today's TDIH is a doozy. Hope you're sitting down for this one:

April 29, 1913:
The Reds forgot to bring their uniforms to Chicago to play the Cubs.
They had to borrow White Sox jerseys. Then they lost 7–2.

White Sox can't even win when another team plays in their Uni's

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Bet you didn't know MLB once had:

Chicken Wolf, who batted .300 in 1889

And

Chicken Hawks, who hit .316 for the Yankees and Phillies

Baseball didn’t need analytics back then. We had Chickens in the lineup.

We peaked as a society and didn’t even know it.

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Francisco Lindor was just hit by a pitch for the 2nd time in the same inning!! It's only happened 3 times in MLB history, the last being Brandon Moss in 2014.

Only the Mets can have a player get hit twice in an inning and call it offensive production.

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Speed of light.
Speed of sound.
Speed of Carroll.

Scientists are updating the textbooks as we speak.

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Corbin Carroll just recorded the two fastest home-to-third times in the Majors in one day!

1st inning triple: 11.02 seconds
7th inning triple: 10.87 seconds

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TDIH April 28th

Warren Spahn, at age 40, threw a 9 strike out no-hitter.

Most 40 year old throw their back out sneezing.

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Mets collapses vs Nationals:

2019: Blew 6-run 9th inning lead

July 3, 2024: Blew 5-0 lead

April 27, 2025: Blew another late lead

Probability of the Mets blowing a big lead to the Nationals. seemingly ∞%.

Scientists can't explain it.
Mets fans just expect it.

#MetsMoments

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59.4 ft secondary lead.

2.88 seconds to score.

That's not a steal. That's a felony.

Charges pending: stealing, resisting gravity, disrespecting the Guardians.

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JARREN DURAN STEALS HOME 🤯

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Angels in the Ouchfield!

Looking to be another stellar season for the Halos. Raises for errrryone

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TDIH April 27:

Nolan Ryan breaks Walter Johnson's strike out record by getting his 3,509th in 1983.

Good news, you had a bat.
Bad news, you never had a chance.