L.Solis

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

When you can’t sleep throw a movie on the projector. 110” now what to watch.

[🧝🏽‍♀️ @Jesssicaaa_09]

I need like 3 days worth of sleep

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

You spelled Knicks wrong. RT @CooIStoryJimmy: Nets ass 😭

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Can anyone go to sleep knowing there’s a dirty dish in the sink?!

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

On everything I love I think I just hit the biggest pothole In all of Maspeth Queens

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Instagram can put adds on our timeline but can’t fix the chronological order of the way posts come up on our timeline. I’m just about done with the app in all.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

All I’m thinking about is my left over chicken teriyaki i brought for lunch.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Hate when it’s slow at work. The dam day DRAGS

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

That haircut hit different when it’s Friday! (Even tho my ass isn’t going anywhere)

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Hopefully I don’t crash after this sugar rush.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

You can never go wrong with a western omelette

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

I “thought” I bought myself this projector for the super bowl. Yea ok.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

That moment you blink and it turns into a 40 minute nap.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Men Who Cook!

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Is it too late to step outside and smoke a cigar?

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

True Life : since she started taking bubble baths my daughter will not take a one with NO ONE but me. Not even her mother. She will literally fight and cry for me.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Don’t ask me to do something and then wanna tell me I’m doing it wrong. If that was the case you would’ve did it yourself.

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

I called it from episode 2 RT @Jesssicaaa_09: Ok but episode 4 of WandaVision tho

[L.Solis @CoolStoryFlaco]

Getting a Fire Stick was the best thing I ever did. PAUSE (that Deff sounded so wrong) 🤣😂