Larry the Lobster

I’ve reached the age where a heated blanket and clothes out of the dryer are the pinnacle of my day

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

Ginos playing me starting 2 for Tuesday at 4pm like I wouldn’t eat pizza for lunch snack and dinner today you jabronis

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Bleu_Shiesty

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

Get that chicken!

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

When your city loses in the championship for 3 different teams in the same year.

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@RollinBonez Let’s gooooooo

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

‼️‼️‼️Alright y’all…Not only am I doing the 2 comp tickets, but I’m also teaming up with @TickPick to giveaway 2 other tickets in the 100 section! All you have to do is..

follow @TickPick and RT!

The winner will be announced Wednesday evening!

Let’s goooo! #FlyEaglesFly

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

2 tickets to this weekends game! Who wants to come with me? 🙃👀 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets.

Must be following Slay and I.

Stay tuned this week for more!

💚🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@JFitz_ This is disrespectful

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@ovohaido I would do this for free

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@CapnKyle You know you’re in for the worst experience when they are in full UK gear

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@ovohaido Proud of you bro!

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@ovohaido Do it

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@RollinBonez Me too bubby

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@ovohaido That’s what they all say

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

Bringing this classic back @MrBrowning02 @TBT_Herd_That let’s get that chicken!

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

Get that chicken!

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Bleu_Shiesty Tell me why my boss was standing next to me asking what the hell was happening on the phone 😂

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Bleu_Shiesty No you can’t roast your deer meat here

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Davey_Daniels @wavemanwilson Classy establishment needed a shop vac

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@_guccieyelids @Davey_Daniels @pocket_joey I like where we’re going with this

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Soundtrackk_ @304ReignJames Add some melatonin in after you stop smoking and every night is like a movie 😂

[Larry the Lobster @CoolStoryLarry]

@Bleu_Shiesty @taylorjaames Gotta pass em along I can’t be the best at everything