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BOMB THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

carai dois bolos

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

Like dolphins are assholes but their meat is just straight up toxic

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

God is cruel for making the kindest animals the most delicious

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

pigs are incredibly intelligent. they get bored, form lifelong friendships, and experience concern and grief for others. i wish we'd treat them better.

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@heis_fede How the hell does tunisia have opps bro

[theus @matzeraxx]

🚨 A DESGRAÇA SE MOSTRA AO MUNDO

‼️ Mbappain marca 2 gols e lembra a todos por que é o líder da Akatsuki.

⚠️ A Vila do Brasil entra em estado de alerta máximo. Especialistas afirmam que não existe atualmente nenhum ninja capaz de enfrentar Mbapain em combate direto.

Todas as esperanças agora repousam sobre o Jinchūriki do Pelé e Orochimar , que ainda seguem treinando

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@cromafterdark Second xitter artist I see doing variant covers for comics the other being pizza mert and I hope this becomes a trend

[msn @msssssssn]

usando quipá virou judeu

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@xxq8cm9 @kuzz121 He damn near faints and keels over on the third step

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@RedScrfedprinny @GrantCertiorari Sum up all the fraud in the US and it doesn't scratch the degree of wealth accumulated in the top 400 billionaires in US

And the military guarantees your protection from fucking what? Palestinian children across the ocean?

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@RedScrfedprinny @GrantCertiorari The top US billionaire could buy your family's entire networth 750 THOUSAND times over, the military is getting nearly four times that amount but somehow 80 people in ONE state snatching 250 million, 50 million of which was recovered, is the problem.

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

V rolls a dice and makes you into a carnival freak
The serum gives you massive titties

EASY pick

[tunmise @MetaFeatsDC]

If you had the choice, which would you take?
Compound V or the Super Soldier Serum

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@IncroyableSauce And if they accept that Yuji's dismatle actually works on Denj the fight would've been over in DE like what are we doing

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@IncroyableSauce Not to mention the oregon-level upscale. Mass means nothing, her weapons scale off her own guilt which she admittedly has very little of. It's why Asa's uniform hits as hard as it does even though it's made out of fabric

[𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐨✠🌞🌴🏛 @newworlder_]

"Não piá, eu sou gaúcho sim pq meu bisavó veiô do Rio Grandê dô Sul e da Argenthina, tchê"

📍- Mosjøen, Noruega

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

Caralho

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

Desculpa mas eu teria facilmente uma do Homem-Aranha

[Planeta do Futebol 🌎 @futebol_info]

Neymar tem uma Bíblia personalizada do Batman.

📸 Reprodução

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@ScreamOfCarnage @LeeGasmSupreme You're mad he made a better joke

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

@pizza990 Now draw Makima as the personification of Marvel editorial

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

Insane to me that Marvel is so out of touch as to believe keeping their biggest name in an arrested state of development is what they need to do to keep Peter relatable to their younger readers and "to resonate with people today. And to evolve with generations to come.".

[💣 @CoolUncleGabe]

If we live in a multiverse why do I get stuck on the one universe where we don't get shit like this bro

[Zar @zarzaliel]

"This is your captain speaking... err.... if you look, you'll see we'll... err.... be travelling with a few new... err... friends"