Paul Murray

workshy fopp & ink collector

[Paul Murray @Coolahking]

@jamesenglish0 @thegazza_ Seriously? You are 💯 sure Gazza wants that, and that’s in his best interests? And that it’s a valuable contribution to both football folklore and addiction health? Just asking?

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@cguyver Sainte Mere Eglis, a scene from The Longest Day?

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#NewProfilePic

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@IanDunt The Outsiders by SE Hinton. Teenage game changer.

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Chapeau @mathieuvdpoel

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@GrahamSpiers How very boring of you to state the less than obvious. Your crystal ball needs a re-boot. Why do you predict what’s going to happen in sport? I know you’re a journalist but really you know what’s going to happen? Do you?

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

Bloody unions eh?

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Was just listening to this LP @MrChuckD after listening to you on 33/3rd wit @DJPrincePaul and found this ticket inside it. Happy days.

[Glasgow COLLAPSING Tower @TowerCollapseGC]

5️⃣0️⃣ days excluded from our homes ❌⛔️🆘 No detailed update from @GlasgowCC 5️⃣0️⃣ days being told ‘we held a meeting with design team & will have another next week’. What is happening??? @HelloGlasgowist @Glasgow_Live @SusaninLangside @GlasgowPam @alisonthewliss @GlasgowWorldUK

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@jk_rowling No it’s not. It’s a diving seal!

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@alisonjfwatt I’ll tell me dad.

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@CelticFC Why not work just as hard getting new recruits for us to support.

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@HarryBradyCU My son represented Scotland and tried out for GB squad, it’s not an elitist sport.

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@NoContextBrits @RealMattLucas Wow, cheapest, lamest joke ever. You know him do you? Appearance jokes are wack.

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@BroganRoganTrev @CelticFC For the record, it’s a lambretta.

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@GrahamSpiers Please stop digging. You’re a great journalist, why is this your war to fight?

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@GrahamSpiers Stay at home Covid rules?

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@MollyJongFast Spitting image of fat bastard from Austin powers.

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@hannahcurrie Rust and Bone. It’s scripted but very very powerful.

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@dgordon52 That’s YMCA, I wonder if he knows he’s dancing to a political pop music act, designed to undermine American political, sexual & cultural tropes.