Bobby Drake

I don't know how to deal with serious emotions without turning them into a fucking joke.

(21+ writer)
#TriggerWarning
#BubbyGumDrop

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓫-𝔃𝓮𝓻𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓸!

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// Thanks bestie 😌

[Funky Frog Boi @OfToadsTongue]

//They have been blocked and reported 🙏🏻

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// My teen Bobby got hacked, so that's why I couldn't log in.

Cool cool.

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"There are other places you can be instead of on the fridge at 3 am.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Sitting where it is cool???"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"They made us sit on top of the fridge or a lamp as punishment.

Source, I was there."

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"Hi, so what the fuck do you mean by this??"

[Remy LeBeau @ConmanXMan]

"Sleep with one eye open."

:)

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"You know what you're doing."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"I am just sitting here??"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"Don't answer, I am aware."

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"What's wrong with these guys-"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"Example number 2 is just Remy in general."

[Remy LeBeau @ConmanXMan]

Joining Kurt in the kitchen.

:)

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"Example number 1:"

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

In the kitchen, sitting on top of the fridge.

The only indication he's there are his eyes.

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

No one in this house is, apparently.

[𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎'𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑. @OfPyrogenesis]

I'm not above mutant on mutant violence.

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"This house is a fucking nightmare.

It's part of the charm."

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// Me pulling Bobby out of the freezer just to be a menace

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

Ha ha, wonder where he got that from-

[𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎'𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑. @OfPyrogenesis]

Who taught him this? I just wanna talk.

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// If I had a nickle for everytime it's done this to me, I would have so many nickles.

Might just have to make another one, but we won't have matching @'s anymore 😭

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// Blue bird logged me out of my teen Bobby, and won't let me log back in

I hate this site

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// Gotta have this discussion /every/ pride month, huh?

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

There's even proof of this in /early/ X-Men comics.

Please, shut the fuck up.

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

// Just saw someone said that 'Bobby was clearly bi cause he dated girls before, they just retconned him' and I am going to fucking scream.

Notice how /all/ his relationships with women ended quickly/were toxic?? It's cause he wasn't /actually/ interested in them.

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[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

He was /forcing/ himself to be straight because he grew up in a religious household were he was told being gay was /wrong/. His parents /literally/ disowned him.

He wasn't 'gaslit into thinking hes gay' He /is/ gay, and /always/ was.

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