BREAKING: The Buss family is entering an agreement to sell majority ownership of the Los Angeles Lakers to Mark Walter, the CEO and chairman of diversified holding company TWG Global, sources tell ESPN. Jeanie Buss will continue to serve in her role as Governor after the sale.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell @ShamsCharania. Three-team deal that includes Utah.
BREAKING 🚨🚨: The Los Angeles Dodgers are signing Jesus Christ to a $12B deal for eternity, with payment deferred to Judgment Day.
"We thought we'd get a head start on Christmas shopping," manager Dave Roberts said.
Jesus will reportedly play every position, including middle relief.