Bobby Polk

Patriot. Former Husband. Estranged Father. Central Florida Area Baseball Superfan.

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Freddy Fermin proving that women milk the whole childbirth thing #fakers

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Nothing better than a hungover Waffle House coffee served to me by a larger, sassy African American woman before I get my weekend privileges to see my ugly grandson

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@nut_history Maybe a handful. Theres always outliers like Bob Gibson and tom Seaver. But old curly who threw 84 back in 1983 to the tune of a sub 3 ERA is getting smacked by college hitters in today’s game

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@JoeDooWahDiddy @shegone03 Benge does have a better batting average though. That’s the most important stat

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@N2D3W @shegone03 Benge has a better batting average, the most important stat

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@shegone03 Benge has a better batting average

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@shegone03 @MLB @MiLB The players are just that good. Not that hard to wrap your head around

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@DanClarkSports Shohei and Acuña had better offensive seasons. Not really close. What makes it close is the fact that PCA is a superhuman in CENTER FIELD

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Old Guys like me and Frito like to say things like this. It’s not like every other facet of athleticism has gotten better in the last 40-100years! Sprinters, marathon runners, swimmers, etc have gotten better. But not pitchers though!They’ve stayed the same, maybe even got worse!

[Fryedaddy/Frito @shegone03]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

More @MLB pitchers are throwing hard than ever before BUT not because the human species has miraculously evolved faster than anytime in history!

More pitchers are throwing hard because they are being told to go MAX EFFORT until they run out of gas!

They aren’t actually throwing harder than they used to either.

The human body has limitations and that is precisely why no one is throwing 110 or 120 mph.

Guys have been throwing hard for a long long time!

Hitters are hitting poorly because they are trying to hit homers not because pitching is better!

#shegone
@notgaetti @BobFile
@billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside @TheRealJHair @MoVaughn_42 @DMEASrecruiting @VandyonTigers @mikepiazza31 @KevinKennedyMLB @SalMarinello @RVGDag @AMBS_Kernan @TheKineticArm @WillClark22 @MLB

[Fryedaddy/Frito @shegone03]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

More @MLB pitchers are throwing hard than ever before BUT not because the human species has miraculously evolved faster than anytime in history!

More pitchers are throwing hard because they are being told to go MAX EFFORT until they run out of gas!

They aren’t actually throwing harder than they used to either.

The human body has limitations and that is precisely why no one is throwing 110 or 120 mph.

Guys have been throwing hard for a long long time!

Hitters are hitting poorly because they are trying to hit homers not because pitching is better!

#shegone
@notgaetti @BobFile
@billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside @TheRealJHair @MoVaughn_42 @DMEASrecruiting @VandyonTigers @mikepiazza31 @KevinKennedyMLB @SalMarinello @RVGDag @AMBS_Kernan @TheKineticArm @WillClark22 @MLB

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@shegone03 Jeff, you could look at the short time frame it took to go from the horse and buggy to the Apollo 11 and still be convinced the horse is faster/more powerful

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

NO JOEY YOU CANT SAY THIS THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN WORSE. YOU’RE SAYING @shegone03’s BLOOP HITS AND SOFT GROUND BALLS WOULDN’T BE HITS ANYMORE

[MLB Now @MLBNow]

"The guy that used to hit .300, I'm sorry to tell you, is going to hit .240, .250 today. It just is what it is."

@JoeyVotto breaks down why the league does not have more players like Luis Arraez and explains how baseball's evolution has led to that trend.

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@MLBONFOX Convinced this rangers team wants to be in Cancun on October 1st

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@octoberstanton Don’t know if you know this, but they’re the same age, playing at about the same level, and Lombard is also gonna be good. You fucking moron. I accept this rage bait. You got me

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Next thing you know we’re gonna start firing people from their jobs who like a little cock and ball torture on a Saturday night #kinky

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

I’d take more than a bullet #8inchesAndThick

[Barstul Sack @barstulsack]

Your best friend has a shot with THE Mary Kate Cornett… but this is the two man. Are you taking the bullet for your boy?

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

@RichRogers77 You can ask Sheila @DelandFlowerCo

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Buddy’s gonna be Gapemaxxing at the Massachusetts State Penitentiary

[Europa.com @europa]

Clavicular has been charged in Massachusetts with rape, drugging a person for sex, and providing alcohol to a minor.

A girl who was 16-years-old at the time alleges she woke up to the live streamer having sex with her, and she was too drunk consent.

Follow: @europa

[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Looks like Christmas came early this year

[SJR State Baseball @SJR_BASEBALL]

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[Bobby Polk @CoolguyBob71]

Met a fella in the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings today. Offered me an 8 ball if I gave him head #zapped