CoolGuyNotMike

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@DannyCooksey Good luck running for sheriff!

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If I make sloppy joes for dinner, and I go for seconds, does that mean I'm having sloppy seconds?

#criticalthinking

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My BFFAE++ is podcasting tonight!
You guys should check it out, I hear it's not bad!
#podcasttonight

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Chillin' at the Stevie M. concert. His tone is dope af! (Not as good as Pinkerton!)

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@JeremyECrawford

Hydra's have advantage on being knocked unconscious; what saving throw do you roll when knocked unconcious and does that include falling to 0 hp?

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Trying to understand quantum physics at 11 in the morning is not as easy as it sounds.

#aquantumlife

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Mr. Muffler in Royal Oak has awesomely comfortable chairs, why can't @RoyalOakLibrary?

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I just asked @MikePGS what his favorite tank is and he said Abbot. What a dork! The FV433 Abbot isn't even a tank it’s a self propelled gun!

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@meijer On your app, I can't add an item from the weekly ad to my shopping list anymore.

#whatgives?

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Starting a Cranberries cover band with ma boy Mike P.

#OdeToMyFamily

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What's the deal with these chairs @RoyalOakLibrary , are you a library or a medieval torture chamber?

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What's the deal with ghosts and ghasts anyways? I mean what's next, ghests and ghusts?

#ghostcomedy

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Can you become both a zombie and a ghost when you die?

#zombielore

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Heineich: Zis bag isn't filled vis detonators, it's filled vis scheiße!

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Gonna start working on my next great movie series:

"The Scheiße Brothers"

[CoolGuyNotMike @Coolguynotmike]

Writing a new radio play for Halloween. It stars one of the greatest characters: Hungry Mike.

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My lifes dream has finally come true!

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@MikePGS Cool, thanks!

[CoolGuyNotMike @Coolguynotmike]

@MikePGS Ty, just fooling around, trying out new stand up material.

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@MikePGS my handwriting is actually legible though.