RonCoomer?

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

On now with @DanBarreiroKFAN.. If I sound out of breath it's because the phone was left on the OTHER side of the room #corework #Twins

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

The best part though is not having to take crap from spray tanned pretty boys like "The Pants" LaPanta. #Twins #targetfield

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Once you play a key role in winning a world series like the Coomdawg, everything is gravy. Just barley pops and tan young phillies. #Twins

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Almost time for my eighth inning savory pulled pork sammie break!! Let's get these guys out quick Duensie!!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

"The Pants" is giving me a hard time about having "hot onion breath".. Told him to kiss "the ring" again.. Works everytime! #Twins

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Really excited for all these choice new barley pop's at Target Field! Had about 3 or 4 or 9 of them and 3 steak sandwiches, I luv baseball!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Cold night at Target Field tonight.. Feels good to warm the bones with some whiskey.. Maybe the Coomdawg should take a cab tonight.. NOT!!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Hey Twins tweeps, no one bothered to let Coomdawg know we had Becks tallboys at Target Field now! Heres hoping u dont take 394 home tonight!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Pretty sure "The Pants" is just jealous of my perfectly groomed goat. Don't think that orange complection gets him too many phillies either

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

So I sez to "The Pants" "Nobody tells the Coomdawg when he's had enuff but the Coomdawg! Kiss the rings pretty boy!" Shoulda seen his face!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Willingham bobbles another ball in left... SHOT SHOT SHOTSHOTSHOT!!! Gonna be a long drive home tonight #Twins

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Anthony "the pants" LaPanta is bustin my balls about gettin sauced on set. Might have to break him off somethin' #cruisin4bruisin #Twins

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Tough luck for the Twinkies... Think I'm gonna rally and drink away the pain!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Like me some J. Willingham. Good ball player and he's named after my fav pork product! Goes good with rum

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Nothin' better than summer. Baseball, young phillies in short pants and pounding some whiskey with some buds while we're frolphing!

[RonCoomer? @CoomDawg69]

Opening day!!!! Looking forward to pounding some brewskis post game! Won't take 394 home this time though ;)