Mark Coomes

super boring economist

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I ♥️ Canada

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

Grandpa just told me “well we’ll get you straightened out someday… I doubt it though, I really doubt it” like damn, how he even know?

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Rock, Paper, SZA

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

@john543667 @GovLauraKelly @KrisKobach1787 I understand that, but what he does have is significant political influence within the state legislature and jurisdiction over district courts. It’s presents a legitimate problem.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is small talk even legal!?

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

@Hayden_Gillum55 @NickAllen005 Dude went off tho👀😤

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

My name is Mark and I have insomnia worse than anyone in the world I stg

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

I’m literally dead bro😂😂

[Azemahle @azeegreen_]

@Ntombekhaya_ They forcefully impregnate cows so they lactate. That’s cruel. Also the stress hormones they feel wile being r*ped are still present in the milk🥲

[ash @acdecker11]

ppl with receding hairlines usually deserve them

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

@CheddarFlow @kirk_coomes tf

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

A good way to reduce fentanyl deaths would be to join the 47 other states in the country by legalizing medical marijuana. Do you believe in science, Kris, or just partisanship? Genuine question from a conservative Kansan who can’t fathom your disregard for scientific evidence.

[Kris W. Kobach @KrisKobach1787]

Fentanyl is killing Kansans at an alarming rate. Drug pushers must be held accountable. I will work with the legislature to arm prosecutors across Kansas with the tools they need to put these criminals behind bars. https://t.co/DriafqQCA9 #ksleg

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

Better read as “KS AG candidate @KrisKobach1787 says he will oppose medical marijuana with blatant disregard for the scientific evidence supporting its therapeutic use in a myriad of health disorders” #justsayno2022 #cannabiskills #devillettucedeath #warondrugs2022 #KKKobach

[Davis Hammet @Davis_Hammet]

Kansas Attorney General candidate Kris Kobach says he will oppose medical marijuana in all circumstances #ksleg

[Davis Hammet @Davis_Hammet]

Kansas Attorney General candidate Kris Kobach says he will oppose medical marijuana in all circumstances #ksleg

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

@kirk_coomes jc bro

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

Nick Bolton a straight up thug my god

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

What made the @BuffaloBills think they should go for that 4th @ goal at the 4? No way analytics say go for it there. Bad coaching decision imo, so much game left

[Mark Coomes @Coomes73]

@AzuraAmp Website says Crown the Empire instead of We Came as Romans. So which is it? You have 24 hours to redeem yourselves by sending ya boi a free pit ticket🤪 prolly the only time I’ll be sad for not having CTE lol

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[CSPAN @cspan]

"I'd be the greatest women's basketball coach in history. I don't like LeBron James, I like Michael Jordan much better. But, I'd go up to LeBron James...I'd say, 'LeBron, did you ever have any desire to be a woman? Because what I'd love you to do is star on my team."