Colten Coomes

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Imma just start a thread of my lil mans pictures so everyone can enjoy starting now

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Sometimes when im at work, I catch myself asking God what I done to be put on a bolt machine. A bit of an extreme punishment in my opinion

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Working overtime to the keep the wolves away

[Im Unvaccinated @Theclydewebb]

HE DONATED WHAT?!?

[. @jakehalsey13]

100 dollars last year is literally 50 this year idk how ppl making it

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Well, we got Trigger a friend 😅😂

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

This about to be an impulse buy that’s gonna get me fucking killed 😂

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

She hates the taste of whiskey but loves to go insane

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Just loving and laughing, busting our asses and we call it livin the dream

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

It’s not a request for time off.. it’s a notice that you’re not gonna be there.. 😂

[Katelyn Ward @CandAsMomma]

I put in for time off in July
It got denied 😒

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

@Sierra_Shumaker You’re a female.. just post your cashapp 😂😂

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

I mean it’s a lot easier in my experience

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Devil on my shoulder, demons getting closer

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

My power bill was almost 600 dollars this month they gotta send some lube with this bill from now on 😅

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

I cannot express enough how fucked today was. 😅

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

@_LLCoolDre 👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Rolled into town like a shitty blonde rockstar

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

@dsaund18 I had to read it twice before I posted it 😂😂

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

Allison got the brow job at ulta so I said I would match her tips at the end of each week. She made 350 dollars in tips her first week. I fucked up 😂

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

I’d rather see a cold stone above you than see you in the arms of Tina at the Teardrop Inn

[Colten Coomes @Coomes_Colten25]

She dances in clubs like a demon on drugs