Cooposite Materials

Just kinda sitting here, selling uranium

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

Only real Chucks know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woild.

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Syndicooted Coomics

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When the king returns to reclaim his rightful domain the usurpers shall tremble before him.

[Fiscal Responsibility @fiscal_respons]

@OVTweetmarck Need to see Trump fistfighting the Ayatollah

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

@kojimaicmatters In some instances (like the military) I find jargon is very rapidly converted into slang.

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

This is kind of like how living in beefworld is, but things are a bit beefier there.

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Have you ever heard of… the holocaust, Logan?”

“What? Of co- wait what?” *bone cracking and metal scraping noises*

“I’m Jewish btw”

[The Mighty Dud Bolt @mightydudbolt]

I walk into the coffee shop where I'm known as a mild-mannered regular, now dressed in my brand-new shades, leather jacket, and motorcycle boots. Everyone expects "Bad to the Bone" to start blasting diegetically, but they're shocked when "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper plays instead. These people really have no idea what's in store for them.

[Gothic Comics. @PenseesofPascal]

Old Gothic Comic.

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

True beauty lives on all fours

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The tyranny of Prince John lingers within the leaves.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

once i got to look through some archive records for a small canadian town. they had a jail. at one point the only resident of the jail was: a fox. they caught a fox and didn't know what to do with it, so they put it in the jail. i have often thought of this fox, sitting in jail.

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

I'm a chimp
Coop
Hoo
Can't
Good
Acronym

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@RicharD1ckJohn Crash Bandicute.

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@usastronk I believe in bent fork pragmatism.

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@WBSApparel Yes. This acts as the sort of "thin blue line" of foidsmut.

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@ManletThorin Gameagool

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In exploring the planet known as Chickenworld I discovered a being the locals referred to as a "Chicken", which they immediately slaughtered and fried for my consumption. Being but a visitor in their strange land I graciously accepted.

[Cooposite Materials @CoopDelMar]

Pick up small things and put them in another place and forget you put them there, that way you can look for them again later. Just a little lifehack I learned.

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I have come up with a new faction of gay black transformers called the Downlowdicons

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I'm the food guy, you got food you need eaten you call me.