Coop

i'm actually not funny, i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking 🤷🏻‍♂️ @RMU alumnus | ig: coop_jacobs21

[Coop @CoopJacobs]

Me in Canonsburg: this place is BORING damn
Me anywhere else: My first word was Sarris, and I lived in the chocolate castle. I bleed Blue and Gold - go Big Macs amiright. Peters sucks and if you don’t think so, you can #SuckAPeter. I was born in the Sheetz parking lot.

[Samantha @SamanthaPcola]

Me in Johnstown: This place is a DUMP

Me anywhere else: I was baptized at the paint cliffs. Took my first steps in the Galleria. Rode the inclined plane to school every morning. Outlived the flood via canoe. Went to prom with a deer. Ate Coney Island every Thanksgiving.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

I want that fucking groundhog in prison

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

I’ve been buying black Nike full length socks for the last 15 years but the problem is that they have changed the design every year so I have like 30 slightly different black Nike socks that don’t match 100%

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Champagne > Dirty Water.

#RepBX

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

Drinking dat dirty water

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If Jaylen Warren scores a touchdown and the #Steelers beat the Seahawks today, we'll give this Jaylen Warren Autographed Jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If TJ Watt gets 2+ sacks and the #Steelers beat the Jets today, we'll give this TJ Watt Autographed Jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you????

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

And a Jet2 holiday.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[neby @neby_nebs]

nature is so beautiful .

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[MLB @MLB]

1,000 games in the books for Aaron Judge.

His stats are absurd 🤯

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Season 4.

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Victory lights on in Moon Township as Robert Morris advances to NCAA Tournament. More in sports.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

3rd and 11 on 3/11 at 3:11

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps