I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
I don’t mean to be dramatic, but an almost 42 year old LeBron James is in charge of the entire greater region of Philadelphia’s mental health for the next like 10 months
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
The beautiful thing about being a Philly sports fan is theres always something new to focus on. The Sixers sponsor builds data centers? Go birds. Birds got blown out on MNF? Here come the Phillies. Phillies lost to the Braves? Flyers time. It’s a never ending parade of horrors
When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.
this might just be my late-millennial showing but there was a stretch from halfway through season one to about midway through season three where this show operated on a level I don’t think any sitcom has ever matched