Cooper Knott

Aspiring professional fingerboarder.

[Cooper Knott @Cooper22Knott]

MGBGA- Make Garlic Bread Great Again.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[militarie gun @militariegun]

CAN I GRADUATE??

[aidan (4.3% FC) 🌊 @MVPrielipp]

I hate that this is the face of Ken’s character and not the pretty blatantly racist things he said about the Padres club house

[Neet @neet_sol]

Lowkey me and my wife are gonna be stay at home parents

The kids can go to work

[thomas @AkamaruVal]

after covid imma get a gf and start going to the gym

[ru paul charts and gaggy tea @jonisfefe]

Men with IPads is ladies

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t know what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Turnstile cover The Stone Roses' "I Wanna Be Adore" for triple j's Like A Version

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

white people be like my dog has beef with my best friend Quagmire

[Oasis Planet @OasisPlanet_]

Noel Gallagher has just accepted the Songwriter of the Year award

#Brits2026

https://t.co/voleyfMV2d

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

it’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

[BACKWOOD BOY @sixflagsdecap]

How u straight edge and broke

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 4 hours, that baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now what tf are they even doing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.