Creston Cooper

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

@michabraden Mohawk all the way

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

@PrestonHajik Thanks bro

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Dear President @realDonaldTrump,

Please bring the government back, my government employee Dad is making me do odd jobs around the house. I don't think I can take much more of this father-son bonding time.
#ShutdownStories

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

First time doing laundry at college and deep down want to YELL: NOBODY LOOK AT ME IM PUTTING MY UNDIES IN THE WASHER!!!
#collegelife #UCCS

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

You know youre an actor when...anything you say or do begins with "this is going to be a little weird" #youknowyoureanactor #theatrelife

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

OK who forgot to bring the label maker to the Oscars #Oscars #theWINNERSare

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

The only thing I could pay attention to during Trumps inauguration is that his tie was like 4 and half feet long.

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Is it childish of me to think that the new Power Rangers movie looks really awesome. #imamightymorphinpowerranger

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Paint by number consider yourself painted. It only took me 3 weeks, I call it the Swim of the Dolphin. #bobross #imarealartist

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Update: I just drank some chocolate milk that wasn't rotten. Faith in dairy products restored. #newyearnewmilk

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

What are the chances of getting spoiled milk 2 days in a row. OBVIOUSLY PRETTY GOOD!!! Chocolate milk why hath you forsaken me 😢

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

As my first act of winter break, I'm about to Bob Ross this paint by number right now. #artskills

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Last final is done!!!

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

I'm about to start my first class at Second City wish me luck everyone.

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

A Dime a Dozen sings original song "Red Robin Yum". Our next show is Nov. 10th be there or be square. #improvpractice #ADimeADozen

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

R.I.P. Jack O' Lantern you did your very best

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

I dont think Netflix should have the are you still watching notification. You know damn well im still watching so lets finish this binge

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

What if ever character in horror movies made rational decisions? Every show would be like 15 minutes long.

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Well the the legacy of gatsby is over.The man the myth the legend has come to an end and a new chapter begins for the rest of us. FIN

[Creston Cooper @CooperCreston]

Trying to invite people to gatsby's funeral is so hard. It seems like all of his real freinds have disappeared off the earth. #westeggdrama