cøøper heminger

I cry during the sad parts of movies

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@carterheminger You can keep bananas fresh longer by tightly wrapping the stems with seran wrap. It slows down browning by reducing the release of ethylene gas.

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

Idk how I feel about them playing adds at the gas pumps because I can’t multitask. I spent $5 extra than I wanted, but at least I learned a cool new banana hack

[Marissa Finch @marissarfinch]

I’m a little praiser, I’m a hallelujah raiser!

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

If anyone wants a job and is interested in snow removal, DM me.

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

Wife: “Hmm, what do I have to wear today?”

*starts looking through my side of the closet*

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@carterheminger Bro, why is your tv on the stove top?

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

My wife can fart on command. Didn’t realize how lucky I am 😍

[andi @andiheminger]

I’m not screaming or anything but TEN DAYS UNTIL I GET TO MARRY COOPER 😱😍

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

I need to play basketball soon

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@marissarfinch Yeah haha. Talking to Ian and Seth

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

#NewProfilePic

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

“When I say come in 5 minutes, you come immediately!”
-a stressed mom

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

Do not let doubt weaken your faith in what God can do.

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

I wish my beard hairs didn’t freeze together every time I walk outside

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@A_Rog_The_3rd Yeah it would😏

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

Surely God created boxelder bugs just to piss us off.

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@andinchester @marissarfinch And now we are getting married. That’s how impressive the scooter tricks were

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@marissarfinch @andinchester Also, that was a year ago so sorry for those who added me expecting to see crazy scooter tricks.

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@abbiremchuk @andinchester Oh right, sorry I forgot!

[cøøper heminger @CooperHeminger]

@andinchester You are invited to my wedding.