Cooper Roe

If mama is right and the world is my oyster then I must have an allergy to shellfish

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Bet On It” by Troy has been certified Platinum in the US.

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

Also removing caps on tuition, utilities, and car insurance!! Can’t forget that from the “affordability” party

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

Let’s gooooo guys I can’t wait for 4 more years of increasing healthcare wait times, increasing cost of living, gutting useful social services, driving away nurses and doctors, calling trans kids pieces of shit, outing LGBT+ kids to potentially abusive parents,

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

And all-around general incompetence! What a fucking embarrassment

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

Ain’t no party like an airport party cause an airport party costs $150 for a mild buzz

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[worm @somethinglovely]

time to disconnect before bed

[john @johnsemley3000]

modern day pie-cooling-on-a-windowsill

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

the inner monologue

[Luca @Luca_AU_]

You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2022.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i simply would have made this announcement from any other room, wearing any other outfit

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

What sort of secure facility did you have to grow up in not to check behind the shower curtain when you go into the bathroom

[Cooper Roe @CooperRoe]

People love to argue we’re not the dumbass redneck province but we’re 100% the dumbass redneck province

[Alberta Chief Medical Officer of Health @CMOH_Alberta]

Starting Aug. 16, isolation won’t be universally req’d if you test + except in some high-risk settings. Testing will continue to be important but we will no longer recommend testing for mild symptoms. (10/14)

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Let them make the call!