Sir Vaeshardt

I'll hammer you down alright.

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

#cancel @Purraxxus for being a filthy wife-beater

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@JohnEdelweiss1 @JeromeFritman @schildnvrienden Pas op, we kunnen je nekbaard zien.

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Aww, this Baby Sonic cake is adorab-- HOLD UP NOT THE FACE

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@VickyForT45 @realDonaldTrump Kind of like how Trump has been disregarding the constitution? Yeah I see how your logic checks out.

[ThatBronzeGirl @ThatBronzeGirl]

Goals for 2020:

1. Be as much like Taika Waititi as possible

2. See 1

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@samriegel It'll probably get cut out in the Canadian version.

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@bioware @Brieniac

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hello, i’m an adult in a christmas movie. i don’t believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@ninjasexparty Fuck me my parents were cooler than I give them credit for.

[Erika Ishii @erikaishii]

Look. It’s a fun meme, but you can say pretty much ANYTHING during sex if you scream it with conviction.

[Ashe @ladyinsanity]

Really, Commander?

*sigh*

Probing Uranus.

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@bwecht What good is your PhD now mister PhD-man?

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

Audrey (5yo): Daddy, what's one hundred fifty million billion killion gillion million plus a million million zillion killion?
Me: I can't answer that.
Audrey (quietly): I thought you knew math

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

#AddOneWordToMakeAFilmMoreFun
Schindler's Bucket List

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Olaf 100% fucks. He is a creature of pure sexual anarchy and any interpretation of Frozen that fails to acknowledge his cold, eternal lust is fundamentally flawed.

[Mark Darrah @BioMarkDarrah]

These guys get it:
https://t.co/cIRJb6EypG

[Jacob Budz (see pinned) @XPtoLevel3]

It’s not that Frozen is bad.
It’s that Tangled is a million times better.

[Sir Vaeshardt @CooperServaes]

@jessicritical @Optimushroom1 @ZakMeow Most common people never traveled far from their own communities, but for these people traveling from their little village to the nearest town / city was a massive undertaking that would take days to plan out.