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Hard hitting opinions

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Shouldn’t a place you go to get abortions be called UNplanned parenthood?

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@EvanJKessler Gotta love capitalism...

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@elonmusk might move to Starbase, how cheap is rent there? 🤔🌌

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There is nothing in this world more tragic and hopeless than getting a song by the black eyed peas stuck in your head #fuckufergie

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There might just be some truth to the Mayan calendar apocalypse theory......... despite the fact that they were ruthless bloodthirsty savages who enjoyed brutally sacrificing their own citizens for the “gods” #youhadtobethere

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Brevity can be a very useful tool in speech and writing. Call it the science of TL;DR, or the science of no one cares #cooperswordsofwisdom #noonecares

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If that were the case then every McDonalds flag at every location would be half mast at all times

[Shakira @jodecicry]

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

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If this gets 100 likes I will legally change my middle name to ‘Hingle McCringleberry’

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Did you know ratatouille is based on a true story?

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I guess some things get lost in translation

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@EvanJKessler It’s also a great night to stay up on Twitter for absolutely no reason whatsoever

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@shrekframe Shrek, you kinky bastard

[JiGGA ✞ @CjayyTaughtHer]

We definitely the “Fuck that job” generation 😂😂

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@__Jones__ Texas gives zero fucks about condoms

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@EvanJKessler That happened to me once. Then I saw a UFO and it made everything better

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@pu55yk4t @crustelf Polaritys gone up! Santa has left the North Pole! What the fuck are the elves supposed to do now?

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@rrinconn I heard it was bears

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@rrinconn God dammit rincon. This is why you’re the 2nd best drummer in oh seize the day

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@EvanJKessler If there was, America would win every time

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@letsassume Mine is the vegan cult #eatyourdamnveggies