Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard

23 | Non-Binary | BLACK | Bi | Indie Filmmaker | Cinephile | Minor DNI 🔞 | Gavries Sun, Loustat Moon, Yasmin x Harper Rising

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Eating a late night burger

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

My man was happy he rearranged my guts, thank you, Supriya.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Thank you so much! I’ve never been prouder to be a New Yorker.

(I’m not from New York)

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

I take credit for this

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Explaining to my future kids that the collective lust created by the trailer for “I WANT YOUR SEX” starring international fineshyt Cooper Hoffman is the reason the Knicks won.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Wanna lick that Bald spot ngl

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

“If I beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me” ahhh stare

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Oh…. To stroke Cooper Hoffman’s cheek with my thumb in his mouthI’m

[jana clothed by the sun 🌞 @popcornoisseur]

oh. god.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Why is it so hard to GET OFF YOUR PHONES during a movie?

Had to get up during the big climax of Mulholland Drive to tell some drunk asshole to put his phone away.

Who are you texting at 1am? David Lynch is cold in the ground, but give him some respect!

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

My Hottest Nerd Take is that Eevee doesn’t need an Eevelutions for every type.

Most of the remaining 10 aren’t good types for Eeveelutions.

Only type I can see is Poison. Maybe Steel for are Gen 2 repartitions. Flying and Ghost if I squint. The others NO!

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

What??

Carrie reminisces and wonders what could have been, and in the last minutes of the episode she realizes that abortion doesn’t define her or make her a bad person.

How was that negative?

[Variety @Variety]

The new #TribecaFestival doc “Hollywood Does Abortion” is arguing that Hollywood fostered a culture that viewed the procedure as disgraceful or dangerous:

• In shows like “Roseanne” and “Party of Five” or movies like “Juno,” characters often agonized over whether to have the kid and either had a false positive or miscarriage that prevented them from needing to make a choice, or opted to give birth.

• Other films and series like “Dirty Dancing” or “The Sopranos” depicted women nearly dying from their abortions or having long-term medical consequences that left them unable to have children.

• The negative portrait of abortion in these films and series is counterintuitive because Hollywood is often seen as a bastion of liberal politics.

https://t.co/vrqQpITNeM

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Cooper Hoffman did not get a
Spanked just to not be mentioned by name 😔💔

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Olivia Wilde strips to red lace lingerie and straddles a naked man while brandishing a whip in racy trailer for I Want Your Sex https://t.co/3fQTeIJ2gY

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

@elebonnypan One day 🤞🏽

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

And this thousand yard stare

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Cooper Hoffman’s “lemme hit that” eyes should be studied.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Cooper walks like he know he got a jatty, and honestly? Work!

[Cooper Hoffman Updates @hoffmanupdates]

Cooper attended the Knicks game last night with Dylan O’Brien!

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

@paulscheer Two things.

1. Multiple closeted gay men have wives, and many closeted lesbians have husbands. You can’t say what someone’s sexuality is or isn’t. People experiment, lie for survival, and are horny.

2. I want to have brunch with that woman (I’m in a hazmat suit of course).

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Having to wait feels homophobic ngl

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

I think the intern responsible for complying the tweets is going to suprised at how many of them are about hamburgers.

[Ada ✦ ݁˖ @mauvestxrs]

Guys, I know we're all excited about the iwys trailer dropping but just remember... the possibilities of CH having to read your thirst tweets for promo are low but never zero

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

“The Pope and a Rapper walk into a bar” ahh meeting

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Pope Leo XIV held a private meeting with Bad Bunny in Madrid, the Vatican confirms.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Skinny?????

[Moog 🍉 @Moognific]

I want him in a gay romcom with a skinny Latino

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Cooper Hoffman’s “lemme hit that” eyes should be studied.

[Chaya aka Cooper Hoffman’s Beard @Coopwithbeard]

Should I be slapping Cooper Hoffman, or getting slapped by Olivia Wilde?