Coorsy

This is a hockey account

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McNabb is ACTIVE for tonight’s game

Hockey players are built DIFFERENT

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This has been a long time coming. The lady byng of country artists is Ella Langley

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If you flex in the mirror at a public gym you are a pussy

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I’m being completely serious. When I find that guy that finished all my beers yesterday, I promise there will be trouble

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Who’s gonna start shredding the guitar

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My mom is the Nikita Kucherov of moms

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Derek trucks and Sidney Crosby is the best player comp I’ve ever made. No one shreds anymore

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Alright. Me and my brother are about to bring back rock and roll. My brothers stage name is slash and mine is cross check

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No one shreds like Prince anymore

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Who the hell is gonna bring back rock n roll

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Circumventing the cap tonight

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Thanks Helly

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Who the friggin heck is gonna revive rock n roll? About to take this into my own hands

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No one rocks that hard anymore. Like who is the next slash. I might have to take matters into my own hands.

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Thanks Helley

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This had to be the worst week of Megan Rapinoes life

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Millzy and the boys when they’re down anything.

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I mean anyone who questions Billy G can meet me in the parking lot of Breens cafe.

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This is what my dreams looked like for 17 years. Every night. Sorry Megan Rapinoe I know you are having a tough week.

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Megan Rapinoe is fuming rn 😂😂😂