Choot

someone call the fire department, cus it’s fuckin lit.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

White people be like "I got kicked out of a long Covid WhatsApp support group for being Israeli"

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

🎶 START SPREADING THE NEWS 🎶

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[aditii @aditiitwt]

Referred a friend for a job

Now HR wants to interview me again 😭

[tianaX @tianaXTC]

evaluation 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

[Bhutanese diplomat boredly scrolling to check tomorrow’s World Cup matches] oh damn forgot about that huh

[ayatrollah @ayatr0llah]

Deadass my roommate just gave me this for my birthday

[mdg1 🛸 @meparierondepie]

hola

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

Gahhdamn lol

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”