Matt Cooves

Dad of two, husband of one. Laughter and Love and all that. Work hard, it works.
⚽ Spurs for life 👍🏻

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@GaryRWard @QueenElly30 @Coovsey

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"Follow me light bulb"
"Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass"

#guessthefilm
#answersbelow

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@Tracygraham2202 Blimey, never ask X that.... 😳 😂

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@RicharlisonSZNx @QueenElly30 100%

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@TotalSpursUK @the_pieface @the_pieface hasn't. Good ol' fashioned @Argyle boy with an enthusiastic love for the Spurs. COYS!!

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@absoluteradio Morning Glen! Just heard the bulletin about Argyle's 1st game since "sacking" Rooney. Pls can I correct you as he left mutually, meaning Argyle don't have a hefty payout. He wasn't coaching for the £. Class decision by Wayne if you ask me. Have a great day team 😊

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

Match of the Day tonight

[Matt Cooves @Coovsey]

"He reached for the waist of his shorts ripping them off with haste, a shiver ran through his body....while he bent over and quickly chucked on an old favourite hoody and joggers"
A line from my new book, Summer Was On A Sunday This Year" #summer24 #rain #nippy #favouritehoody

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[Chris Cowlin @ChrisCowlin]

"Ivan Toney, you should've cashed out!" 🤣

#COYS #THFC

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To clarify, Hannah isn't ridiculous, the scenario is ridiculous. Hannah's "X" is superb.

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Bang on Hannah.... ridiculous.

[⚪️ @thfcrt]

Bale had it all. Pace, power, strength, one of the best goal catalogues of all time, countless big game performances, multiple UCL final winners and did it in the PL, La Liga, carried Wales to Euro SF & World Cup.

Greatest British player of all time. https://t.co/cMaG2sFEom

[Matt Cooves @Coovsey]

#helpinplymouth

[Plymouth City Council @plymouthcc]

There are almost 50 venues across Plymouth open as a warm, Welcoming Space. These spaces will have somewhere comfortable to sit and many also offer extras, such as free refreshments, Wi-Fi or advice.

To find your nearest welcoming space: https://t.co/pwMfAIbuDc

#HelpInPlymouth

[Plymouth City Council @plymouthcc]

We’re upgrading signals on Plymouth’s busiest roundabout to improve traffic flow and reduce carbon emissions. Work to install more intelligent and responsive signal controllers at Marsh Mills got under way last week. Read more: https://t.co/hiuU42q3fw

[Matt Cooves @Coovsey]

@achrisevans i have just switched on to @absoluteradio and what an absolute treat!! My mum and gran in Ernessettle, used to talk about Frenchies fish and chip shop. Beautiful family. Thank you for the laughs this morning!! New listener to stay. Matt in Plymouth. X

[Matt Cooves @Coovsey]

Is it good time management doing your homework on the toilet? Asking for a son...I mean.....a friend.

I guess it's just jealousy as I couldn't use my phone or tablet. He tells me I had a bit of chalk and slate.

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@DannyJohnJules @elonmusk 100%

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@SpursOfficial What number is he? 🤪

[Matt Cooves @Coovsey]

Thank you for my son's @HuengMinSon birthday card @SpursOfficial. He scored and got Player of the Match for his team today. Birthday paired with #guglielmovicario too. #coys #birthdayboys #twowins

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