Pierre S. Cargot

some assembly required.

[Pierre S. Cargot @CopAPhil]

You HAVE to put De’Aaron Fox on the bench for game 2, right?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WVU walks it off & has the entire stadium singing Country Roads

Chills

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Pierre S. Cargot @CopAPhil]

😂😂😂

[marcy @whosmarcyy]

how niggas look at you when you catch them in public w a white girl

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[Chris Williams @slimceeVA]

Wizards got the first pick. Nats are playing watchable baseball. Caps bringing gOatVI back with young studs and cap $. Spirit have the best forward in the world. Mystics are SERIOUS. DC United are watchable and have fire kits. The Commanders have Jayden.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

THEY LOOKED AT MIKE AND DIED

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The US is no longer a part of the WHO, RFK Jr. is in charge of Health and Human Services, and there’s a hantavirus outbreak as we’re getting ready to host the World Cup. What could possibly go wrong?

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

MAGA dont even be benefiting from all this chaos. Just a temporary dopamine rush from a little bit of racism

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story.
When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement.
It's the world's laziest status symbol.
The starter kit is always the same:
*A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago.
*A gun they'll never actually need.
*A Bible they've never actually read.
*And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their....
Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard?
FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody.
He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior!
And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man.
You genuinely cannot make this stuff up.
And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it.....
I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Jerome At Nipsey’s Happy Hour.

[Orvo ☭☰ @MechaOrvo]

@LeadingReport @georgegalloway

[EMPIRE @EMPIRE]

Throwback to when @youngdolph flew out two Duke students to Rolling Loud after they got fired for playing “Get Paid” at work, gave them 20k and told them to keep getting paid 💸

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

[Bo_ @Bo_850]

Calling somebody house & asking to speak to they daughter wasn’t for the weak 😭😭

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

you got to ask them before they ask you

[Pierre S. Cargot @CopAPhil]

Maybe Rashad McCants was right 😂😂😂

[Fall Outside Boy @labelmeshad]

@LexP__ It’s like you arguing about the artist with the most streams but when you look it up it’s somehow Lil Tecca

[Pierre S. Cargot @CopAPhil]

Hubert Davis is a whole ass idiot, man.