Cop Wiseau

(He/Him) I'm a peaceful guy. I police for peace.

But also, Geoff Keighley porked your mother, Tiny Tim!

[BK @TBKReturns]

Additionally, he is now trying to prevent me from getting the truth out by threatening to commit suicide, genuine piece of shit.

[pokery @xopokery]

knew he was a weirdo when he was actin like this to my hb cuz he got kicked from a server

[BK @TBKReturns]

@HenryHarper523 has been sexually harassing me for the better part of a year while still being engaged. It took me awhile to come forward with this because there was a time when I did genuinely consider him a friend and didn’t want to accept what was objectively going on.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

2028!? What the fuck!? Ain't no Brave and The Bold coming in and taking your spot! Release it 2027 at the very least. Please, PLEASE change your mind.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

@SergeiKravin0ff I know how delayed this is, but I've been meaning to tell you that I'm so, so sorry for what happened to you. To this day, I'm still processing what I've seen and read. I hope you have been feeling better mentally since then.

[❓ @capeshitsuccs]

the hate this movie gets is undeserved, it’s deserves even more

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sam Neill has sadly passed away at the age of 78.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

I thought I was looking at fan made art.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First concept art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ in HD.

[id Software @idSoftware]

A message from id

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

I can only be grateful for so long. As long as I play the part of a loyal fool. One of these days, I could talk to him. About all this. Don't know when, but I'll think about it. But as of right now, I'm done.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

Look, what I wanna say is thank you. Thank you, Southpaw. I'm forever grateful. We're sorry this all happened to you so fast. We care about you and your well being. Everyone deserves their right to improve their mental health, even people we don't like.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

Rest in Peace, Bonnie Tyler.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bonnie Tyler has sadly passed away at the age of 75.

She was behind major songs like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Holding Out for a Hero”

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

I can't even go a few days of not using Discord or X without drama happening in the background. I come back and now there's all this shit that I gotta be up to date with now. AND I JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE SUPSECT INVOLVED. FUN.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Season 5 Episode 21

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

@FineNDanDee I'm sorry they had you go to Mordor carrying an evil ahh ring.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER, NOT YOU TOO!?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Xbox's next-gen hardware Project Helix is not expected to include a disc drive.

(Source: https://t.co/J3NxxiaEPO)

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

Your mother is ending production.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

PlayStation is ending production of physical game discs for all new games, starting January 2028.

From that date, new games will be available in digital formats only.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

"ALSO..., who fucking DID kill her!?"

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

Bro I’m fuckin crying lmao

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

@SergeiKravin0ff @CrazySynth102 Careful, Icarus.

[Cop Wiseau @CopWiseau]

I think we watched two different Batman Forever films.

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.