Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz

The Official Twitter Home of the EASHL’s Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz. 93-89-9. XBOX. #LetsGoCuckz

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

Please say hello to CUCKO! 👋🏻

The Official Mascot of the Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz!

#LetsGoCuckz #EASHL #NHL20

[Me @Not_Mariahhh]

Hey twitter I’m engaged to @Mitchell_Martee

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

With all the recent injuries, the Cuckz fell to D4. BUT NOT FOR LONG! The boys got healthy and the Cuckz stormed to the D4 title!

#LetsGoCuckz #GoCuckz #EASHL #NHL20 #CopeCrazies #CrazyCuckz

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

@CrimsonIhc @SheffieldSting @OrangeBoysCHEL CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!!!!! THE CRIMSON PANTHERS SHOULD GET DEATH BY LETHAL INJECTION FOR A BRAZEN MURDER LIKE THAT!!!!!! 🚨 🔥 🚨

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

WANTED: The Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz are looking for teams to create an expansion league.

3v3. User Goalie required.

Serious inquiries only!

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

You’ve won us some games that we should’ve lost, but have lost us way more games that we should’ve won. Thanks, ya fuckin clown! 🤡

[Only in Boston @slayer96737]

Anybody have any memories of me in your team? Have I scored an amazing snipe? Have I had any silky smooth Assists? Have I dropped the mitts to protect a teammate?Have I cost your team with a stupid pass?If you have any Slater moments feel free to send them in.

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

WE STAND WITH YOU, MOE! 💪🏻 ❤️
#StandWithMoe

[Moe Lester @MoeLest54739083]

I just got word of the horrible false reports about my well being. I couldn’t be alive than I am right now. I can’t believe @cnnbrk @ChrisCuomo would put a story out claiming these false statements. It’s terrible what they put my family, friends, and my teammates through.

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

We can now confirm that Moe Lester is alive and well. We thank you all for your thoughts and prayers during the period of uncertainty. #LongLiveMoe ❤️

[Moe Lester @MoeLest54739083]

@CopeCuckz @CNN @ChrisCuomo @EASHL_PA #fakenews those cucks are the scum of the world @cnnbrk @ChrisCuomo

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Multiple reports are surfacing in the media (Mainly Fake News @CNN) regarding Moe Lester. At this time, we are unable to confirm if Moe is dead, alive, or in a vegetable state of mind. Earlier this morning, CNN’s @ChrisCuomo released the below image. 💭 & 🙏🏻

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

@OrangeBoysCHEL Congrats, Mates! 🏆

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

@LouSassle19 @OrangeBoysCHEL @EASHL_PA Sounds like we need to run it back... CUCKZ vs. ORANGE.

[Lou Sassle @LouSassle19]

@OrangeBoysCHEL @EASHL_PA Yikes...Lake got FOLDED lmao. How’s he getting hit that hard at 6’4 230?? Or did he just beef up to that size just to fight me 🤔🤔🤔 If so, sounds like he was a little scared to lose to little old 175 lb. Lou Sassle.....

[Orange Boys @OrangeBoysUK]

Blake King fined 150 quid:

Our number one goalie, King, played with Coronavirus on two different occasions.

He will be apologising to @LouSassle19 very soon.

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

We ❤️ you, Moe. It’s not your fault.

Keep Skating & Keep Fucking Moms!

[Moe Lester @MoeLest54739083]

I am heartbroken over the Lou Sassle coronavirus situation, It should of been me instead but I was a game time scratch due to my recent migraine issues. This really lets me take a step back and realize there is more in life then just hockey and fucking all your moms.

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

BREAKING: Mike Oxbeg is sidelined indefinitely with a lower body injury. The Ox plans to actively recover via stimulative therapy through the end of the weekend. He will be reevaluated on Monday.

[Lou Sassle @LouSassle19]

As you all know by now, I’ve tested positive for COVID-19 as of this morning. I contracted it doing what I love most, which is whooping the shit out of those who don’t respect me on the ice. Thanks to all who have reached out during this time. It means the world 🙏🏼💙❤️

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

No Chance! The Cope Crazies pack the The Tin every fucking night! Travel like sons a bitches too - ROAD CUCKZ! #CopeCrazies #CrazyCuckz #TheTin #LetsGoCuckz #EASHL #NHL20

[@Aud @CrimsonIhc]

We have the greatest fans in the league!🧡

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

Take note @OrangeBoysCHEL.

[EASHL Players Association @EASHL_PA]

@LouSassle19 @CopeCuckz @OrangeBoysCHEL 14 day suspension for all players who willingly skate with the virus

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

BREAKING: Lou Sassle has been placed in COVID-19 protocol after a member of @OrangeBoysCHEL tested positive. Unfortunately The Orange did not give us immediate notification. We consider this move as PRECAUTIONARY. Thoughts & Prayers to @LouSassle19. 💭 & 🙏🏻. #CuckEm

[Copenhagen Mighty Cuckz @CopeCuckz]

Was he in our barn last night? If so we hope yinz have the decency to tell us directly so we can take care of our fucking guys. PUT A DAMN MASK ON HIM! 😷

[Orange Boys @OrangeBoysUK]

Just had news that Blake King (Goalie) has the coronavirus and still played.

We will be monitoring the situation closely.

[The Stinky Farts ▫️ @nhlstinkyfarts]

@CopeCuckz @EASPORTSNHL @Xbox @EASHL_PA Help us out @PlayStation @Xbox @EASPORTSNHL. You know it shouldn’t be this hard to get us together