Beef Wellington

Dogpill theorist//All tweets made under duress.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Data center apologists are getting filtered by Obama-era Facebook memes

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Golf courses,farms, and even suburban lawns burn through wayyy more water than AI data centers but somehow the outrage is pointed at compute.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@_Shunks_ My hot take is that I was glad when DD and Julien moved on.

Nothing against them, just felt like their hearts weren’t in it anymore.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@AidansMovieCam “Don Vito we sent (snorts)..we sent your hard drive to the feds.

You have 20 minutes of freedom left.”

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@MEATMAAAAN Classic slacker "known each other since high school" comfy friend group.

Once Nikki quit the store and Sarah left for school, they never would have seen each other again.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Cool, but also Dems won’t doing anything that involves accomplishing goals

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: Should Democrats regain power, it’s game over. 12 more justices on SCOTUS, two New Democrat states. They’re going to get rid of ICE

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Jerry Seinfeld screws high schooler, loses all interest afterwards.

More at 11.

[Yonan @yonann]

Seth Rogen says Jerry Seinfeld accidentally buried his Just For Laughs audition when he was 15

"I’m about to go up, and someone comes over and they’re like, Jerry Seinfeld is about to show up and he’s going to go up instead of you"

"I’m like, I’m gonna go on after Jerry Seinfeld? They’re like, yes"

"He comes and just annihilates. Then he gets off stage and they’re like, and now, from Vancouver, 15 year-old Seth Rogen"

"I bombed horribly, and I did not get into the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. I told Jerry Seinfeld that story and he was completely uninterested"

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@hungryfuturian Christopher Eccleston tried to warn people about this 13 years ago

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Aang’s fighting style revolves around avoiding harm and hitting opponents with non-lethal knockouts.

Netflix writers with their dicks in their fists: AND THEN HE CHOKES AZULA YEAH

[natalie | MELOHALEY STAN @jenendedkaysar]

@netflix what the fuck did you do to one of the best episodes of the ATLA. she won flawlessly in the original, and now she’s out here getting choked and tossed around by Aang to the point of almost being killed? such an embarrassment.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@MinModulation Like, just give the machine your soul, man. Art is nothing but a never-ending series of products.

Nashville must burn,dude.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@angarciatv @MattsIdeaShop

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@damintoell Incredible! That fence is the new tallest building in the world!

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@genospsychosis Like an hour before this they disobeyed direct orders and got their commander KiA

They kinda deserve it

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Walked into a college friend’s apartment and he had the Willem Dafoe one hung up in the living room

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@ArtsPassionne_ Craziest 180 rug pull in manga.

The first thing he does with his powers is help a mob boss overcome childhood trauma.

The second thing he does is SA a minor.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@radiantsoulls Fair warning to anyone interested.

There’s way come cum eating than you’re gonna be prepared for.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Obsession is successful because it’s the exact kind of movie I would have rented from a store based purely on its cover in 2008

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

For those confused by Obsession's massive success let me break it down for you the best I can. Curry barker has essentially tapped into the genz female lizard brain with this movie.

The same female lizard brain which ranks nice guys worst than actual rspists and criminals. Why is it so? I don't know but every girl has her Bear and has utter unrealised hate against them which never gets released

But here in the movie their greatest horror fantasy of loving a loser and him being actually bad gets realised and their unrealised hate gets a channel. Thats why you have seen 160,000,000 women write the same essay on the movie.

This is a generational movie because it's the first time a genz director has used his street knowledge subtly and made millions off of it.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@MinModulation please don't tell me Hachishaku Hachiwa is a porn term

God Please.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

@rickdank_o Legit hilarious movie. Cage has a whole “I’m goin back to the old me” scene, which you expect to lead to a guns out montage.

But then it cuts to him smelting a Klingon battle ax.

Which, again, is the old him.

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Istg that rabbit was not there before

[Beef Wellington @CopeWellington]

Remember the guy that convinced his wife to cuck him only to realize, far too late, that he had actually been fantasizing about being the bull while watching porn

[Coolster (media acc) @ultralevixz47]

Cuck porn never made sense to me cause ur watching another dude watch another dude fuck his wife