imagine waking up at 6am, working a 9-5 and stressing about bills just to become somebody else’s passive income 😭😭
your parents raised a human being just for life to turn you into a payment method 💀
ur parents raised a retirement plan for a stranger 🤡💸
imagine ur dad working overtime to give you a better future just for you to spend adulthood financing somebody else’s 😭😭
🧬 FAMILY COMPATIBILITY REPORT
Your former high school bully × Your two white daughters
Compatibility: 98.7% ✅
Father’s approval: 0%
Father’s authority: Expired
Financial responsibility: Still yours 💸
Plap plap plap, there go your balls. 🤏
Tap tap tap, there go your savings straight into Mommy’s investment portfolio. 📈🤍
Your retirement fund is looking a little thin lately. Mine’s doing fantastic. 😭
Your parents spent their whole lives building something to leave behind for you. 🥹🤍
Imagine their faces if they knew it was all going to end up in some brat’s investment account.
4 years getting a degree. 40 years slaving away. Just to get out-earned by a jobless catfish with WiFi. 😭💸
All that education just to become someone else’s passive income. 🤡
Clock in, moneyboy. 🤑
BBC on your screen, erectile dysfunction in your future. ♠️🤏😭
Poor little whiteboi spent so long watching that his own equipment forgot how to work. Now all you’ve got left is jealousy, humiliation, and a lifetime of coping.
Keep watching, whiteboi. Mommy thinks it’s hilarious. 🤍
“Babe, the big ones hurt. Yours is literally perfect for me.” 🥺🤍
Funny how she said that for years, but now you’re the one holding the camera while she changes her mind.
At least she finally found something you’re good at. 🎥😭
imagine being a 6’2 frat bro who calls everyone gay just to secretly send his beer money to a 5’7 femboy in pink thigh highs 😭🎀
all that testosterone just to be my little ATM :3 💸
mommy loves a hardworking little moneyboy 🤍
imagine spending 8 hours taking orders from your boss just to come home and realize you’re still the least important man in the room 🤡🤑
at least somebody knows how to be useful ♠️💸
9–5 just to spend ur evenings begging for attention online 🤡🤑
ur boss gets 8 hours of ur life and u still come home acting like a paycheck makes u desirable 😭