Christopher Honeyman

Believes that hash tag puns should be strong enough not to need accompanying pictures.

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid by Tescos to promote this product - we just quite like it!]

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid by Tescos to promote this product - we just quite like it!]

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid to promote this product - we just quite like it!]

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid by Pepsi to promote this product - we just quite like it!]

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Roboplop #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutToilets

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

10 Things I Hate About U Bend
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutToilets

[MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra]

You went into Tesco's to hand back your club cards? Over a tree?

I do hope you made a video, that would be brilliant.

I can imagine the staff pissing themselves.

@mrmole09

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Paedos mostly, I imagine.

[Honey 🛼 @honeymoon250]

Can you?

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Jam.

[Olivia 🇺🇸 @Excellentsalvic]

Jelly isn’t available. Peanut Butter and what?

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Highlander II: The Quickening

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Post a photo of it on X.

[Tokyo @otokyo]

The kids have done this to my chair

What should I do

[Tokyo @otokyo]

The kids have done this to my chair

What should I do

[annie @ohhanxiety]

Do you ?

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

@conquertheno Can you just clarify, Red Pill is ‘your ex will come back’ - does that include ‘from the dead’?

Because of it does, I’ll take that one.

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Is it a Playmobil rolling pin?

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

I'm sure you can't guess exactly what this little metal object is for 😏

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

@conquertheno Can you just clarify, Red Pill is ‘your ex will come back’ - does that include ‘from the dead’?

Because of it does, I’ll take that one.

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

@otokyo Naomi Campbell.

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

@ohhanxiety Does it contain the abandoned creative juices of most people what post on x?

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid by Tescos to promote this product - we just quite like it!]

[Christopher Honeyman @Copnorcopia]

Seasons Greetings all… it’s that time again for #ChristopherHoneyman ‘s #FestiveForty!

[Disclaimer: neither my actual self nor my girlfriend (@LandladyRoz) have been paid by Aldi to promote this product - we just quite like it!]