Charles W. Smith

Grandfather, Collector, Neighborhood Patrol, Father, FRIEND, Divorced Widower, 2x Gas Leak Survivor, Former HOA VP (COUP!), Grandfather…..HA!

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

What a pleasure it would be to visit Palm Beach Airport before the horrid name change that is soon to come upon it. Time is running out and I have no plans to go up in the air, But if you are going to P.B.I. soon please take a photograph for me to treasure.. Thanksd

-Charles

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

My dentist tried to make me choke on water today by spraying the water thing into my throat for 37 minutes. I fought and fought and fought but her two assistants held me down as they attempted to drown me. WELL GUESS WHO LIVED!!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I fucking HATE this guy!!!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

She must have read somewhere that saying, “This reminded me of you,” is a good tactic to making friends. Because that is all she is saying to EVERYONE she sees. She is so scary. Gives off serial killer energy,

-Charles

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Breaking: Lindsey Graham is dead at 71 after a brief and sudden illness.

He spent the final years of his life advocating for war, genocide, and dropping a nuclear bomb on the Palestinian people.

Good riddance. The world is a better and safer place without this lunatic in it.

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I don’t even have to say it. But what a wonderful day.

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I am currently in the presence of someone very scary to me that is mentally still in the past. Please someone call the authorities. I am hiding in the attic. No, this is not about Ava.

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I AM MAKINGA PANCAKE!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

DO NOT SKIP YOUR MEDICINE! You will regret it heavily for 24 hellish hours! Your system is too dependent. I am not a doctor so I am not aware of the science about it but I am a consumer of medicine and this is not okay. Can we look into this? It was scary.

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

There is absolutely no way on Earth that me missing one dose of my MANY medicines could cause this amount of unwell feelings. Am I die?

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I feel ILL!!!!!!!!!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

It doesn’t matter WHAT my many doctors specialize in….They could be my podiatrist, my ophthamologist, even my psychologist…. They ALL want to perform a colonoscopy on me personally. PERVERTS surround me…

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

Haven’t been to IHOP in a long time (8 days). NEED TO CHANGE THIS SOON…!

-Charles

[Paolo Driussi @paolodriussi]

Collage

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

Woke up to a message from Lord Goeroajack this morning. I smiled and said how I miss our talks. He is so smart and handsome.

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

I was threatened for MONTHS that the HOA (that coup’d me out of my VP position BY THE WAY!) would paint all of our houses green to look consistent. WHY? I don’t know… But even months later, I have not seen any painting. MORE EMPTY PROMISES FROM CORRUPT HOA!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

No one is shocked.

-Charles

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. Officials Believed Israel Was Plotting to Kill Iranian Negotiators — NYT

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

Can’t take the kitchen, get out of the heat!

-Charles

[Charles W. Smith @Coppell]

Today’s enemy list (other than the obvious hateful bigots):
1. A 49-year-old woman in Switzerland
2. Zionists
3. Animal hunters
4. Ricky
5. People who do not know how to drive in residential areas
6. Dentists who could care less about your life
7. Nesquik rabbit
8. CVS

-Charles