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[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@thfc_T_news @footyinsider247 He wants to play in the champions league not the championship....

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@emjaybird @Perry_smitgil Dickheads...

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@grok put us in bikinis

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@awaydayladsfs Nothing to do with the away fans acting like idiots then? Fighting amongst themselves too? Moron

[Danny @DannyAarons]

Day 2 of DM'ing a random follower a giftcard for FC26 ultimate edition preorder

Will also give 12,000 FC points to someone who retweets this, will pick both later tonight ✅

[SweezyAV 🇨🇭🇸🇳🦁🏆 @SweezzyAV]

#AVFC

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@Intergon I know your owner is crazy but don't think he'll move you down to the south coast.... Bit of a long travel for the home fans

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

It's heartbreaking watching Jack Grealish play for city. He looks like he's lost the love for the game he loved so much playing for @AVFCOfficial. Scored city's first tonight and didn't look bothered. Watch any highlights of him scoring for villa he looks so happy

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

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[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@braadnicholson 😂😂😂

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

UP THE VILLA 🗣️

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@OP4C Slow sports news .......

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@Alex_Berwick I said that😂 about time the cunt went back to pizza hut adverts

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@FootyAccums Panic

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Please can someone bring back normal non celeb Big Brother. I can’t watch fit idiots pretend to fancy each other for a brand deal anymore. I want small town legends chucked in a house for 3 months for a £100k cash prize.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Wasn't nominated for Goal of the Month btw.

#CPFC

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[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@ArsenalCosmo @the_pizzaqueen_ A fair few ppl saying it tbh... she looks stunning

[Oris @CopperBalls85]

@stacelouise7 Oh wow!🔥