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he/him💩Constantly on the toilet reading, joking, or complaining💩Blue collar💩 Free speecher, anticorporatist, nature enthusiast, plant dad

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

why is #MAGA trending?

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Things that are funny to someone born before 9/11:
- 9/11 memes (never forgetti)
- Mom's Spaghetti
- Poop
- Farts
- Piss
- Insane Clown Posse
- The Inevitable Heat Death of the Universe

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

Do you think you'd lead a worse life as a royal butt-wiper in the Victorian Era or as Trump's butt wiper now? At least with the royals, there's a chance the wiped royal ISN'T a deranged, self-obsessed narcissist

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

I'm learning that he, allegedly, stunk at the funeral. But, I guess it DEPENDS on who you ask 👈😎👈

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Given how fast Trump's mental illness seems to be worsening, how many times do you think he shits in his pants per week, on average? And of those shits, how many were in front of, or in the company of, other important people? And then how long before he fully does it live on air?

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He wandered into a closet in the hospital and ended up in Narnia

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

#WhereIsMitch

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I'd be the type of clout goblin to email Will Smith pictures of bald men until he either:
A) Smacks the fuck out of me on live TV
B) Files for a restraining order.

Either way, I'm being noticed by a has-been 😎

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

@interesting_aIl He can fuck off

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

@covie_93 Here's an idea: Fauci could be highly liable AND RFK is an assclown

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I know Dan Patrick is just sitting in that office, nonstop cumming his panties as he watches the alcohol kickbacks deposit into his account while he has a live feed of alcohol-related crimes, deaths, and injuries on his second monitor. This man does not represent Texans.

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@MatthewBAX @OrevaZSN By that logic: If I take your car, remove several parts to place into my car, then destroy your car, it's fine? Because there's only one car left, after all.

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@covie_93 Wym? So many Republicans are total bottoms for Trump!

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@LKNIII @Polymarket @GovRonDeSantis Major L, actually. Most polls show some level of legalization has an approval rating of over 60% of Texans. This is just a clear example of corporate lobbyists getting their way. Alcohol is way down because weed is objectively less destructive, so they paid Dan Patrick and others

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@1JaySC I like how most of them are just trying to not look at him, Vance can't contain his disgust, and Rubio is just fully judgy staring him.

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@joncoopertweets You missed, "Worsening Dementia Patient"

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

Given how fast Trump's mental illness seems to be worsening, how many times do you think he shits in his pants per week, on average? And of those shits, how many were in front of, or in the company of, other important people? And then how long before he fully does it live on air?

[Poop 💩 for unity 👍👍🏿👍🏻👍🏼👍🏾👍🏽 @CopterShart]

Yo, people's butts got turned into hoses after some Taco Hell lettuce? Bruh, welcome to the club. I've been a sprayer for 28 years 😎👍

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My desk chair is a fully functional toilet so I can keep clapping out dubs in fortnite while I empty my angry bowels

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@katyperry @WhiteHouse Don't you have more old people to harass to death?

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I've been driving my buddy around giving the tour of my hometown, pointing out all the places I've shat my pants as an adult. He started getting annoyed the after nineteenth place.

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Making the big poops

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Rubbin my BUTT