Copypasta Orthobro

Copypastas of mostly slop from OrthoTwitter. DM submissions. Posting both coal and gems

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Dyer quitting apologetics is akin to Arius giving up

It's an overall net gain for the Church

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I’d rather be a Mormon than an Evangelical. One openly rejects historic Christianity, admitting it's a restorationist movement, the other delusionally believes it's the historic Christian faith.

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After 10 years of mixed content, I feel that the time of online theology debate for me has come to a close. No one has of yet told me to say this - it’s a decision I’ve pondered for a while. It seems as if online theology debate is pretty much done.

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Forgoing the quirky mid EO girl for the hot Catholic... Katherine forgive me...

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Originally, an Orthodox catechism involved a few years of purification. The catechumen practiced the noetic prayer under the guidance of an illumined elder until their nous was no longer preoccupied with the world. Then, once the elder perceived this, the catechumen was baptized.

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We value Blessed Augustine for his theology, not his piety.

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Show me where on the doll the LATINIZER DISCORD SERVER touched you.

Is the LATINIZER DISCORD SERVER in the room with us now?

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I’m definitely anti-Augustinian.

Orthodox typically call him blessed but they don’t consider him authoritative.

I’m a Chrysostom guy, he is the GOAT of reading and writing in the original Greek.

Yeah, I can go the rest of my life not reading Augustine.

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Only 5 out of 300 Orthodox Christians are actually illumined

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We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median Orthodox Christian's theology and he hanged himself

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“Babe come see, my favorite Christian apologist is on an 8-debate win streak. He’s so alpha, his 90% male audience is literally throwing money at him.” - Orthobros

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The Orthodox Church should have a list of banned books like the Roman Catholic Church.

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St. Seraphim Rose really was the first orthobro in a lot of ways.

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Q. Whats a LARPER
A.When a hard core dungeons and dragons aficionado leaves his Evangelical Church and tries his hand as an Orthodox clergy-teacher- podcaster……. Then begins whining like a girl bc Orthodox lay people don’t submit properly…….

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I shall now do the worst thing to you I can think of.

Nothing.

No drama...no fighting. You just disappear back to wherever you have been and good luck to you.

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Sarah Riccardi-Swartz seems to be attempting to break the glass ceiling of being the first woman ever anathematized.

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Michael Orthodox please stop posting pictures of transgender breasts on twitter

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It seems most of the latinizer anime people are all in the MP in England or Europe.

An investigation should be done.

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But baptism and chrismation have done that already? In PSA God has taken the sins so what's the point of the Eucharist?