CarVito's Way

Corvette Driving, red-meat eating, whiskey guzzling Masshole

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Daily routine:
630am - get into office
631-750 - eat breakfast
815-959 - describe my dinner to coworkers
10-11 - discuss where to get lunch
11-1145 - look at menu of lunch spot
1145-115PM Eat lunch
130-? Crap/nap
3-305 audible breakdown
310-527 whiskey shakes
527-? Whiskey/beef

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Hey Jeff, Share your tax returns! #notmywholesaleroftheyear

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Ouch.

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Bumper sticker idea: “my other car is your mom.” LOL. JK. Putting a bumper sticker on a car is like pouring whiskey in a glass, completely ruins it.

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Learned a lot about earthquakes today at work. Turns out I pretty much build skyscrapers. Wasn’t aware of that. Good stuff.

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Currently on the toilet promising God I will never eat hot wings again.

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Great reminder to reach out to your friends and family more.

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@AustinWEnglish @tailgate_beers I’m not like than anymore. I stick to a fifth of bourbon a night.

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I don’t get emotional a lot…but this guy getting dressed to the nines for me?.Boys, i’m sobbing.

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All my boys here for my #vitobach means so much

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So pumped all my boys came out for my bachelor party #vitobach #bachparty #myrtle

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Found a new favorite comedian:

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Feels pretty good to be royalty.

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Am I a little embarrassed? Yeah. But what can ya do, sometimes the fam pulls a fast one on ya.

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Telling someone to order Dookie Soup from a Chinese restaurant is just a great move @5thyear (via ig:Rosietiro)

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Gauging interest #votevito

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America, me or one of these two? Seems pretty simple. Especially if you like discounts on quality cuts of meat and heavy pours from our nation’s heroes (bartenders). #votevito

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After last night, it’s time to run this one back. #votevito

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It's official fuck faces, running for president!! Can't wait to Lewinsky some shit! #votevito

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As Kid Rock once said, “My name is Kid Rock.”

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I just hope both teams have fun! #BelkBowl

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I once pooped in a bathtub this October.

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@IowaLoons @VitoMannone88 Be more specific next time, buddy