JUST A FUKIN PERSON OKAY

Big massive leftie feminist powerlifting vegan. (she/her).

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Read the room

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Honesty isn't aggressive - fucking bombs are

[א @angelographie]

pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days

[trash jones @jzux]

who’s the snowflake now you fucking loser

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

My son said to me today, "Daddy, I think Pope Francis is already in heaven because he was such good friends with Jesus."

He's 22 and completely unemployable.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

The marketing for this movie is crazy

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

sometimes twink death is actually dilf rebirth

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

[JUST A FUKIN PERSON OKAY @CoraLafferz]

@feelmybicep Why is glue called, glue? I have many theories and we always end up talking about it at afters

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Wishing this lad luck tonight.

[abdominal breathing @m0mimpregnant]

pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Shagger

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

He’s going to kill drake live

[bia @LNFOURS]

MONTOYA POR FAVOR