Corben Clifton

NUFC Are Massive👈 Biggest Accomplishment: Surviving The Mike Ashley Era

[Corben Clifton @Corben2002]

Here if we get Guimaraes I’ll buy @39mrdanddrp a pack of Stella #NUFC

[Chris Waugh @ChrisDHWaugh]

#NUFC have submitted a bid for Bruno Guimaraes, as per reports in France. He's become their top midfield target.

Lyon yet to accept but offer believed to be close to asking price.

Another ambitious one, this.

W/ @David_Ornstein for @TheAthleticUK: https://t.co/uBq6ppOAqh

[🇧🇷🏁 @joelixton]

Being an English Newcastle United fan in 2026

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

Waiter: you wanna box for your left overs?

Me:

[Ben Meynell @BenMeynell]

Yoane Wissa. I’ve seen signs #nufc

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

We gotta talk about this being the greatest walkout of all time

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

Cundys year is up there with that year Messi got 92 goals

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

Certain Newcastle fans wanted Sunderland promoted, for us to lose both derbies finish midtable and them to get Europe

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

HOLD FIRE A SECOND I HAVE A CRIME TO REPORT

STRIP THE TITLE AND DEDUCT 4 POINTS IMMEDIATELY

[Kieran 🇧🇪 @JokerNUFC]

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool unveil new home kit for 2026/27 season.

[Corben Clifton @Corben2002]

Bald fraud cooking

[Corben Clifton @Corben2002]

Celtic fans have got to be the worst like, close second to Arsenal

Bunch of wannabe Irish inbreds

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🍀 “Celtic, Champions AGAIN!”

Callum Osmand ensures Celtic’s title is retained by tapping the ball into an empty net ⤵️

[Vitoo⚔️ @encorevitoo]

C’est le meilleur tweet de tout les temps je pleure de rire mdrrrrrrrrr

[chase @wrstlingvice]

i’m sick 💔

[sgp @stogolp]

Me walking into the JP Morgan interview and seeing bro who also applied

[Kris @toontong85]

Doesn't look like Jacob Murphy will be available to face Brighton...

[36eagles @36eagles]

Bianca’s baby vs Naomi’s baby 27 years from now