jonathan corbett

Inspired by actual events

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

It's not the destination, it's the journey, unless you're headed to see Journey.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@BeDabbler Finally the Dabbleverse is fun again

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

The crime and moral decay in this country is out of control which is why I’m supporting the guy on trial for rape.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@TheVolumeSports @getnickwright @ColinCowherd Colin often says it's more about content and engagement than being right or wrong. That's the only explanation for this lunacy.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

I assume that anyone obsessed with drag queens as much as @RonDeSantisFL is either a huge fan or hiding a dark secret.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

This looks like an AI art generator was asked to create a picture of the nightstand of someone who accidentally shot themselves in the mouth.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Maybe the only positive result of the Trump years is the two systems of US justice have been laid bare. Fraud in the 100s of millions is a gentlemen's game, treated as if the perpetrators bogeyed a hole. Meanwhile George Floyd was murdered by cops for passing a bum 20.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Came home from the dentist today to see an add for dental crowns on my youtube page and realized that these fucks are listening when I sing to my dog.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@richsommer Dolph Lundgren has an IQ of 160 and somehow didn't know to run screaming from this.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@TrueBlueResists @ThatEricAlper This. Bonus points for doing it live. (Nancy kills it too)

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Yes NFTs might be the dumbest thing ever but just for kicks which painting was sold by David Geffen for $80 million and which is $64 with a Lowe's promo code

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Hey @netflix -- Thanks for informing me about the suicide in the "thriller" I'm about to watch. You know what's also triggering? Spoilers!

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Democrats promised police and voting reform and we can't even get two Wordles a day.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@amdubouchet Crosby & That's It

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@never_tomorrow Mal really dropped the ball here.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@TheOnion Congrats the author for finding a way to repurpose his rejected Greg Gutfeld submission.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@BeatlesPod Damn, as a NIR fan I knew you guys would be on top of this but didn't expect it Thursday morning. Kudos. What a wonderful weekend for Beatles fans everywhere.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@never_tomorrow Looks like eyeglasses that picked up the reflection of the flash

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

After watching the official trailer for 'Get Back' I don't think I'm being overly dramatic when I say the director of the original 'Let it Be' doc should go to prison.
https://t.co/XVkw79RLDW

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

Facebook isn't perfect but it's still the best way to connect with catfishing bots and friends who've been hacked.

[jonathan corbett @Corbettjc]

@ColinCowherd Sounds like a case of... Mac Jones Fever!