Corbin

A male citron goes to a bar and meets a female sour-orange. Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Citron’s name was Mike.

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@BarstoolBigCat They did the thing @PFTCommenter

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

I need to hear @davefenley cover Honky Tonks & Cantinas

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@Cimoooooooo That’s why the OH is at the end of the game… it’s suppose to be “Yugi, oh F he played it”

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

Changing a flat on my truck and the tube to get the wrench in to lower the spare is crimped and can’t get it down. Anyone know how to drive on three wheels?

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@A_Homan3 @Grayzilla Yes! I’m sure there are some gems up there

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

Any #yugioh players out there… thoughts on this 56 card deck? “The Unstoppable Magia”

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@Grayzilla Ouch. Let’s get you back in. I need someone to annoy with this besides my wife lol

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

For your lunchtime viewing🍿

The Drive

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

Realizing my truck is old because I’m now seeing it around Houston with custom paint jobs and sitting 1” off the ground.. might be time.

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@interactivedzs @TheoVon Exactly what keeps repeating in my head from Theo. Be the feet that walks into the forces of evil, not the voice behind the curtain trying to draw evil in.

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@dcarterruff My boy is COOKING!! 🔥🔥🔥

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@nflmemes - Coach Champagne, Lee College

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@nflmemes Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up and knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will die
Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up and knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve
Moral of the story. When you wake up, you best be running!

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

🥲

[NFL @NFL]

VINTAGE DEANDRE HOPKINS.

BALvsBUF on NBC
Stream on @NFLPlus + Peacock

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@StoolieMemes @PFTCommenter Need to face swap this @PardonMyMeme

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

Had to stop my wife from breaking the spaghetti in half as she was putting it into the pot… she asked why that was so bad. Only answer I could truly come up with is because the Italians say so.
I think science backs that.

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

Put it in the files @BarstoolBigCat

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This certainly won’t hurt if they suddenly need to spend, say, $63M later this season.

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@DCheverere @willdefries @dcarterruff Dillon was about to share something ground breaking…

[Corbin @CorbinAbshier]

@dcarterruff With your good friend jack?