I feel bad for this generation of young gamers man like imagine being one of these young niggas tryna muster up the courage to ask your mom for an 80 dollar game let alone 100
Benefits of drinking:
-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
“Babe, why are you taking a picture of the empty griddle?”
“Because I want to show my friends on X how beautiful the seasoning looks.”
“Sweetheart, I don’t think anyone is going to care about that.”
“Most won't. But the ones who understand will understand.”