beandingly ひ

irresistibly delectable

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[indiana 🛸 @indybree]

“He fell for the soup!” is obvi an all-timer line but the way bam falls back ramrod straight like a cartoon character is soooo fucking funny 😭

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Will Sommers @WillSommers2]

I promise you no other team lays out like this up 22-1

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Deus ♱ @DeadMansRequiem]

I feel bad for this generation of young gamers man like imagine being one of these young niggas tryna muster up the courage to ask your mom for an 80 dollar game let alone 100

[. @iHateMyBtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Niggas got 9 2K builds talking about GTA too expensive lmao

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I forgot how hard these commercials were lmao

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

we can acknowledge the health risks of alcohol without pretending that getting drunk isn't fun as hell

[kenny wilson @actual5150]

Notre dame 2027 schedule confirmed

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthinking & hating your life

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

“Babe, why are you taking a picture of the empty griddle?”

“Because I want to show my friends on X how beautiful the seasoning looks.”

“Sweetheart, I don’t think anyone is going to care about that.”

“Most won't. But the ones who understand will understand.”

[d☆niel @danielc_art]

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