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chronic underachiever.

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

Paramore was fucking beautiful ❤️

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@alisha_3500 Hey so that’s not how math works

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@moonpetal76 I’m prety bad at spell

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@soft_obey Acid is pretty wild also

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@kendrxcklamar My favourite nhl honestly but they absolutely do not play the same as the new ones

[milt the music man @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@frogfella1 @honeysugrkisses Mine still does

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@honeysugrkisses @Skribbz_ Shit tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch it’s elite

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@honeysugrkisses French vanilla with 2 espresso shots with a chicken cravable

[👁cant👄spell👁 @Corbinderthedim]

@lurd0999 Gym and a ton of cranberry juice

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@popup_tddy Rip to the discontinued goat🫡

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[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My brain trying to keep up with Iran, Venezuela, Minnesota, Tua, Kamala, Gaza, Ukraine, Jeopardy, and that time I embarrassed myself in high school.

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@gothicscully https://t.co/2UvQ1pDyBM

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

[bubba @marcmunizxo]

“Thanks dad love you too” #TysonPaul